Window to the world

When you put plastic wrap on your girlfriends face and then shit on it.
My girlfriend wanted to try something new and kinky so we tried the Window To The World.
by Thunder Dong October 12, 2014
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Windows ME

crappiest windows OS ever created. even win98 was better. it wasnt ready when micro$hit released it. also it uses the crappyass fat32 file system rather than the sexy NTFS that NT/2K/XP use.
"damn i wish i had win2k or winxp... im stuck with this crappy winme... its so crashy im goin nuts!"
by amd>intel December 26, 2003
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Windows 10

The act of asking someone to do someone to do something over and over, until they agree. Microsoft has been known to 'Windows 10' its customers.
Bob: Will you go out with me, please?
Robetta: For the 100th time, no. Don't Windows 10 me.
by sorionette April 29, 2016
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Windows XP

A seriously stable operating system. The only reason it would crash, is if you dont know how to properly install new hardware, you built a computer yourself, but you mixed incompatible parts, or you have shitloads viruses and spyware, or because you were a jackass and messed with a program in a way it shouldnt be messed with.
Thankfully, you can turn off error reporting.
The average user: I have windows XP. Yes. Good.

Mac user: cool.

Linux user: Yeah..i'm hungry.

Linux fanboy: Wtf!! y would use dat piece of sh1t! j00 are a st00p1d N00b. It crfrashedc in like...2 minutes.
by hanes June 24, 2005
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Windows 8

1) The next Windows Vista

2) Windows Phone 7 for computers.

3) Microsoft's next operating system that should run on desktops or tablets. It will have 2 different interfaces. Neither interface will run apps compatible with the other interface, and will ultimately lead into a huge failure.

4) 15+ gigabytes of code for what Linux could have done with 4-5 gigabytes.
p1: Hey, I love Windows 8. It looks just like windows should have been in 2007. And it will run on tablets.

p2: YEAH RIGHT. You know it's just a phone OS for desktop right?

p1: Really? But it will have a new interface and new apps store and everything.

p2: But the new interface won't run your old apps, and the app store will be more bolted down that Apple's app store.
Dumbass.
by Reiden September 28, 2011
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Window Whore

Very similar to a douchebag, a window whore is one of those idiots on Nazi Zombies that runs around and steals everybody else's window and takes your kills. They are among the first to be taken by the hordes of the undead and are usually not revived because of their douchebagery

Window Whores are usually only a nuisance for the first few rounds, but they will always be a douchebag for the remainder of the game.
zombitchslaya- yo, kp like tacos, get away from my window or I'll bust a digital cap in yo white @$$

unionjack- just let him be, he'll be dead next round anyway. Those window whores are always the first to go.

kp like tacos- That wasn't very nice, I'm telling my mom on you

zombitchslaya- shut it, window whore

(kp like tacos leaves)

zombitchslaya- and that, is how it's done
by Jack the Weeper January 22, 2011
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indian window

any popup, or any window that won't close once you've clicked the "X" because it's still loading or has become stuck.

much like an indian street vendor pushing a sale with a tourist who's already said "no".
dammit, i didn't mean to click on that! now i've got a bunch of indian windows to deal with and i just want to get back to work...
by geek.neo December 07, 2010
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