when you type random things into the internet

when you type random things into the internet

when you type random things into the internet

by sdafeascfwesad w January 12, 2021

I Like Things Just the Way They Are

I like things just the way they are
Don't redefine marriage, you're going too far
Life begins as a precious stem cell
I know how to empty that jail
'Cause I'm done paying your sorry rent
Time for some more capital punishment

Let's just keep everything the same
Gonna pray at the start of every football game
You lefties have just taken things too far
So leave it alone
'Cause I like things just the way they are

I like things just the way they were
You could smoke in restaurants and wear fur
You shoot some men up into space
And everyone knew their rightful place
We won wars and we stood strong
We knew what was right and what was wrong

Let's just keep everything the same
Gonna pray at the start of every football game
You lefties have just taken things too far
So leave it alone
'Cause I like things just the way they are

I like cool country mornings
Spray cheese in my mouth
Let's keep everything pure
Just like the South

Let's just keep everything the same
Gonna pray at the start of every football game
You lefties have just taken things too far
So leave it alone
'Cause I like things just the way they are

Yeah, I like things
Just the way they are

by Death Menace June 29, 2022

putting things in the attic

face banging your wife in the short windows that your baby is not being a jerk

Robert and I are just putting things in the attic while Ollie naps

by Salty McDolphil August 18, 2016

the internet of things

A network of things exchanging data without requiring normal human interaction.

Me - youtu.be/dy5xLVx2NGY ..

Eric - "That's not even a good example of the internet of things"

by Mr.Al October 21, 2017

things in the world that aren't up

When something happens that is not cool in any kind of way

Person 1: shit I hooked up with this haggard chick last night

Person 2: things in the world that aren't up, this conversation.

by ONEYERYE May 26, 2014

ride that thang like the fourth of july

when something/someone is bad asf and u just need to ride them like it’s the fourth of july. it’s all you can think about

did you see that biker go past us?? i would ride that thang like the fourth of july!!!!

by ohhhitspaige May 3, 2024

that little dangly dangly thang in the back of my throat

the piece of skin that hangs down in the back of your throat

Fuck my mouth till you hit 'that little dangly dangly thang in the back of my throat'.

by npk666 March 6, 2022