Everyone thinks a standard tanning bed gives the darkest and richest shade around, but those who think that have never experienced the Taliban Tan. It is the shade of skin you have after it is melted by radiation from a bomb that exploded near your tiny little village.
by Glimpze740 July 3, 2008
Get the taliban tanmug. An idiot with short pants, always saying words ending with "S". eg: yous', neares'. Sleep, breathe, eat and shower with his beloved singapore cane. He also live in a shithole surrounded by rattan so that he can make rotan. Proud discipline master of Serangoon Garden Sec.
by Hamzi April 1, 2005
Get the Ah tanmug. The proper term for mulch made from the bark of certain species of tree, as contrasted with "wood chips" which are made from that woody stuff inside the bark we call "wood."
by Cheddar Cataclysm August 29, 2019
Get the tan barkmug. The pasty white complexion achieved by sitting in front of the computer all day playing a farming simulation or similar games on social networking sites. This is not to be confused with a farmer's tan which is acquired from actually working in the sun.
The doctor was concerned that her pasty-white complexion was related to anemia, but it was later discovered that she simply was addicted to farmville and had a farmville tan.
by Mojimo June 19, 2010
Get the farmville tanmug. That grey-haired sun-worshipper you see when you go to the beach. He/She's out all day, never moving except to ocassionally spray themselves with baby oil or roll over. Dark as a nut. Bikini optional.
"OMG look at that Tan-Ma over there. I'm amazed she hasn't died from skin cancer."
"Blanche is out on the beach from 7am to 7 pm every day. One day I swear she didn't even roll over. I poked her with a stuck to make sure she wasn't dead. She's a dedicated Tan-Ma."
"Blanche is out on the beach from 7am to 7 pm every day. One day I swear she didn't even roll over. I poked her with a stuck to make sure she wasn't dead. She's a dedicated Tan-Ma."
by V puppet June 17, 2019
Get the Tan-Mamug. Amy Tan’s are both strong (physically) and strong-minded. Amy Tan’s have both beauties internally and externally, so being able to be in ones presence is surely a bliss. Amy Tan’s are also very ambitious as they seek to improve themselves and others... Just get you an Amy Tan. Im happy i did.
by druuuuu November 6, 2020
Get the Amy Tanmug. by DJWL29 March 30, 2019
Get the potato tanmug.