Hitchcock Scale

Much like the Richter Scale measures the strength of an earthquake, the Hitchcock Scale measures the strength of a sneeze. The scale goes from 1 to 10 where 10 is the highest. A sneeze measuring 1 is basically that of a very polite grandmother, barely a "psst." Whereas a 10 is a sneeze that results in death.

Sandy: "God bless you!"
Jon: "Thanks... that was at least an 8 on the Hitchcock Scale. I sharted and I'm still seeing spots."

by the creeper July 30, 2020

Scoble Scale

The Scoble Scale is a Software Engineering term invented to fill the need to accurately describe your annoyance level to other co-workers. This is based on the Scoville Scale used to measure the pungency of peppers, which is based on a subjective rating by test subjects. In this case, the subjectivity is because annoyances can differ between people, but at least there's still a way to communicate it.

1 Scoble Unit is equal to the annoyance perceived from taking a 45 min train ride into town for a meeting organized by a manager that takes less than 5 minutes to conclude, then have to ride the train back.

Since the scale is subjective, it theoretically has no upper limit, but for the sake of simplicity we try to cap it to 11.

"Oh man, that meeting was horrendous. Definitely a 5 on the Scoble Scale."

by CanadianBadass May 1, 2014

the redonc scale

A scale from 1- 6 of redonculous things or actions, 1 being the least redonc and 6 being the most redonc.

Wo that cd was a 3 on the redonc scale
That triple backflip was a 6 on the redonc scale

by shredsor October 23, 2008

Rape Scale

A scale from 1-10 for how hard someone is raping.

The Detroit Red Wings hit an 11 on the rape scale when they played the Pittsburgh Penguins.

by BDeezyC June 6, 2009

H Scale

A four point scale that describes the degree of horniness, sexual drive and/or interest in all things sexual that a person possesses.

On one end of the range a PRUDE would be classified as an 'H1'.

On the other end, an 'H4' would be someone who constantly thinks, talks and acts in the sexual domain.

Person 1: Wow, did you see his body? Kick-AAAss for sure!
Person 2: Yeah it so IS, but he doesn't use it like he should. I heard he's an H1 on the H Scale.
Person 1: Damn, what a shame cuz I'm SOO horny. What I need NOW is an H4.

by H4U December 27, 2008

Meat Scale

A new way to classify the honeys.
1=Roadkill
2=Spam
3=Tyson Nugget
4=Ball Park Frank
5=Kentucky Fried Chicken
6=Burger
7=Flank Steak
8=Veal
9=Prime Rib
10=Fillet Mignon

"Give me a meat scale on that beez,"
"Shit man, that looks like veal to me"
"Wtf? is your head up your ass? that's a fuckin' tyson nugget, maybe a ball park frank if she didn't drool so much."

Shit what happened to that girls face? she looks like roadkill, poor fattie...

DAMN look at the booty on the prime rib! That shit is poppin'.

by AdonisOnWheels November 2, 2008

squishy scale

measures quantity of squish, also known as squishy factor

normal squishy scales are drawn from 1 to 10, with 1 being least squishy and 10 being the most squishy.

that scores a solid 7 on the squishy scale.

by a February 18, 2007