"Give me a meat scale on that beez,"
"Shit man, that looks like veal to me"
"Wtf? is your head up your ass? that's a fuckin' tyson nugget, maybe a ball park frank if she didn't drool so much."

Shit what happened to that girls face? she looks like roadkill, poor fattie...

DAMN look at the booty on the prime rib! That shit is poppin'.

phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz