stupid muppet

Specifically points to Holmes Eco Finn Li, Who always acting like a puppet.

Shut Up!!! You STUPID MUPPET!!!!!!

by A De-communisated Person September 10, 2018

butt stuff muppet

One who while intoxicated flops around on the dance floor with absolutely no control, must be supported by another person to function, just like a 'muppet' also has a hankering for getting stuffed in the butt.

Butt Stuff Muppet *clap clap clap clap clap*

by brodunk February 1, 2017

Naff muppet

Someone who's mom is a whore/ slag.

Making you a hurt child.

Shut up you naff muppet I'll bang you out

by Naaman_Lyon September 18, 2020

muppet plantation

Definition: a group of people extremely easy to manipulate, control, or exploit; a self-defeating or self-sabotaging rabble

Use: "Man, you guys folded quicker than a muppet plantation."

by biped4eyes May 18, 2018

Muppet-tish

1: Characters, people, or situations that are almost unreal.

2: Muppet like.

These people are muppet-tish hard to believe they walk around looking like that.

by Tattoo Kim 1.3 September 27, 2023

Sewer Muppet

Term referring to a woman who’s face resembles that of a Muppets reject that was tossed into storage, forgotten about, stolen by a couple of meth heads, left on a porch in the rain, tossed in a dryer on high heat, then discarded in the trash where it eventually ends up in a sewer.

“Donna is a sewer muppet.”

by Laura Courtney November 18, 2022

Muppetting

A sexual practice that involves inserting your fist into the partner's anal cavity and thereby influencing the control they have over moving their dick.

"I tried Muppetting with my girlfriend last night, it was funny seeing how I could make her dick move around."

by Darquos Leblack October 10, 2021