danny issues

Like daddy issues, but instead coming from being abandoned by a Danny or not having enough Danny in your life.

Boyfriend: Whats wrong dear?
Girl: Nothing really... I just miss Danny so much. He came home for a few days and we had an amazing time, but now hes gone again and I dont know when ill next see him.
Boyfriend: Ugh youve got some serious Danny issues, i dont wanna hear any more about it.

by femalenorway January 17, 2018

danny issues

Like Daddy issues, but instead stems from being abandoned by or not getting enough love from a Danny.

girl: "... it was amazing. I'm glad he visited, even if it was for just two weeks. Hope he comes back soon..."
boyfriend: "Babe, you've got some major Danny issues."

by femalenorway February 26, 2018

gameplay issues

Gameplay issues are problems caused by @dktapps because he is too lazy implementing proper gameplay or gameplay features.

Those gameplay issues are implemented features ~ @dktapps

by cakecakecakecakecakecake March 03, 2017

grammar issue

when someone cant type correctly. usually its about people who dont speak english as first language

- "hi guys do you now where the soda is?"
- "major grammar issue"

by ngrokeeeee February 09, 2023

Crust Issues

Incredible mobile pizza company based in London, selling the sexiest & tastiest pizzas around.

"bro have you tried Crust Issues yet?"
"F*ck yes, honestly will never have 'za from anywhere else again!"

by wayne6666 February 04, 2019

Molinda issues

Health condition involving ruptured breast tissue that urgently needs to be lifted and pain stakingly revved back up. It’s a condition that affects older women. Check back for more soon as it is a very new condition only came up in 2021.

“ Oh no, She’s got the Molinda issues”
“ Watch our, we got a molinda crisis here”

by MoleKaren May 19, 2022

dish issues

having to rewash by hand the dishes that just came out of the dishwasher simply because you have the wrong type of dishwashing liquid

if you hate having dish issues, do your dishes comme du monde the first time, making sure you do indeed have the right type of dishwashing liquid

by Sexydimma March 13, 2021