by apple December 3, 2003

The act of a man standing against a wall with his legs spread open, then another individual charging and smacking them (with a hand or object) in the testicles.
John: Man my balls are killing me
Sean: Why dude?
John: Phil gave me this crazy smack job last night... it hurt so good
Sean: Why dude?
John: Phil gave me this crazy smack job last night... it hurt so good
by Lenny Ganz July 7, 2010

To insult through the means of email or other internet communication devices; to send a picture of a fist or striking hand along with a description of the cause of the e-smack.
"Has anyone ever told you you look like Bob Saget off of Full House?"
"I ought to e-smack you for that one!"
"I ought to e-smack you for that one!"
by Buddy Holly March 14, 2005

by Big Lou Watcha Gonna do April 17, 2011

When a darshist bangs his chick 'till she's sopping wet, then gives her a slap her in the face with his wet hand.
Ballzach was three knuckles deep in his chick last night, until he decided to pull 'em out and give her a ballzach smack.
by Ballzy89 April 29, 2009

by big.daddy.schaef May 29, 2018

by Kazuka April 11, 2005
