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Spy devices made by the government, you should cut both of them off
I don't like being spied on by my testicles
by testicle_hater23 March 27, 2024
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Ob-testicle Course

A course with multiple stations, where each station allows for masturbation in different positions. As masturbating in the same position can limit capabilities during sex with a partner, a course improves skills of jerking off at various angles.

Named by Brian Sterling, but conceptualized by Adam Carolla. During Adam’s Podcast in Chicago on Feb 3, 2013, he discussed setting up a course for his son, to ensure he did not end up addicted to the same position every time.
I setup an ob-testicle course in my bedroom. I start at the edge of the bed one day, then move the shower the next day, then over the toilet the third day.
by Sonoma Sterling May 3, 2014
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Testicle Touchdown (Feat. Teezo Touchdown)

When dey swang so lo' dey scrape da con-crete
Ouch! My tingy tonsticlies just hit the Testicle Touchdown (Feat. Teezo Touchdown)

Damnss tha so waddington weddish central!!
by Teezy Tuco January 19, 2024
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Monkey testicles

by F3rdy June 8, 2023
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Third Testicle

The act of folding up a flaccid penis into a bun. BOOM the mystical third testicle. Try it after sex or jerking if.
Sally: "So what did you do next?"
Kim: " Well he/noodled me, so I explored the third testicle.”
Sally : "No way that's scandalous!"
Kim : "Dude if you want to weird a guy out just do it."
by AliceTheKink November 1, 2015
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Turbulent Testicles

Something you say after scoring a baddie
Chris: “Turbulent testicles!”
Avery: “Aw, thanks baby”
by Bread boiii September 2, 2025
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The Daily Testicle

A non reputable news source that spreads misinformation. It is a reference to the "SNAKES HAVE LEGS" video made by Danny Casale.
Dude, did you hear that people with blonde hair are 34% more likely to spontaneously combust? I just read it on The Daily Testicle.
by 1yearexpired July 30, 2024
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