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Teeter Twatter

Getting handcuffed to a stripper pole while sitting down and having two strippers put there legs up on your shoulders, one from the front and one from the back, and having them seesaw their crotches into your face and back of head.
"Dude, the strippers gave me a teeter twatter at my bachelors' party last night!"
by whutthe June 27, 2009
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Fag Taster

Someone who pretends to be straight but loves a taste of the faggot cock and balls once and a while. The act usually includes gay jokes and false homophobia preceding or proceeding the acts of closet gay acts which usually include balls and buttholes.

When the FAG TASTER is at his horniest he will usually make many GAY jokes to prove he is straight whilst dreaming of wearing his mothers satin panties and taking a fat, salty rope-load across his FAG TASTING mouth.
HARRY: Hey Dick, I think Carl's a FAG TASTER.

DICK: Why Harry?

HARRY: Because he's always making fag jokes like us, but I caught him wearing panties and lipstick sucking the coach's cock off yesterday after practice.
by nick_gerrs October 1, 2010
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tasters choice

the very last hit it in a weed smoking device, which in turn results in the terrible taste the smoke imparts in your mouth.
Guy 1: Hey man are you sure you wanna hit this, tasters choice?

Guy 2: Sure why not.
by chonger123 May 25, 2009
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testex

Testicle examination. The action of feeling a man's testicles for foreign objects.

Also, a term for a good fondle

A testex may be accompanied by t-bagging.
"Hey Julie! Fancy hopping in the shower and giving me a quick testex?"
by jimmy7546 February 25, 2007
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Textercise

They textercise like crazy
by jbrown101st January 29, 2009
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Telsters

A developer of a .tel domain which brings to life and practical usage for a wide audience of people accessing this communications-focused domain over the internet from any device
The community at www.telsters.com
by Telster February 27, 2009
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texterbating

texterbating is sexually suggestive banter carried out between cyberhorndogs!
hey bro ive been texterbating with clair for 3 days im ready for a nap!
by shiningfame June 17, 2012
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