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Scare Technician

A person speciallzing in scareing people at haunted house parks.
Angel Amaro Is a very good Scare Technichan
by Angel January 31, 2004
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Alright. So a few names were added, but you're going to have to deal!
Detective TopDollar Cowboy Cassius Claudius Klar Weatherman Technicion Pinwheel Kane PHDMD is sexy.
by Mallate April 12, 2005
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technicolor hershey squirts

A colorful term for "Fruity Pebbles" in relation to "Cocoa Pebbles"

This termonology refers to the supreme distaste I have for cereal that tastes like a mixture of garbage, shit, rotten flesh, santorum, and vaginal fliuds.
Technicolor hershey squirts are just like the shits with a little more color and flavor.
by TheSantaMan December 12, 2006
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Technobald

A word someone uses to make sure people know that they are a social reject who should have died on birth and that they are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libellous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystrophic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, abrasive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, and socially-retarded.
Guy1: hey bro you hear about technoblade's cancer?

Guy2: technobald
Guy1: kill yourself
by snakyfour69 August 31, 2021
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Drive Through Technician

A fancy way of calling a drivethrough operator
Maria: Hello welcome to MacDonald's! Would you like a Fries with that Combo?

Sean: No thanks

Damn that was a nice Drive Through Technician
by Duddy1133 October 1, 2008
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technocamping

What do you get when you cross Harold Camping and technology punditry?

You get a doom-and-gloom prediction of the demise of a technology or technology company, based largely on conjecture and uninformed speculation.
When (pundit) swears that (technology company) is on the verge of collapse because their senior management was overheard by (unreliable source) to be looking into using Voodoo as a means of retaining their customer base, that pundit is technocamping.
by wargen August 1, 2012
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air technician

The Air Technician is a sexy bisexual female with tattoos. She has no STDs and her pussy is shaved. She is the home girl around town, everybody loves her. She can party like a wild girl, and can be chill in every group. Oh and has purple hair and is from, Colorado.
I need to find an Air Technician to complete my life, when I find her I will marry her and never let her go. Get an Air Technician in my life and always treat her right.
by DaiZy Jane February 14, 2018
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