Celebri-titties

"A pair of breasts so nice that they become famous."

Every guy in school talks about Vannessa's "Celebri-titties", because of how hugely awesome they are.

by Vash Lightning August 29, 2009

TITTIES OF MASS DESTRUCTION

TITS THAT BIG SO BIG THEY'RE LIKE HAVING 2 SCUD MISSLES LAY ON YOUR CHEST AND HAVE THE BREATHING CUT OFF. PITTED AREOLAS, AND NIPPLES THE SIZE OF HAND GRENADES. UNDER THE TITS IS SWEAT, AND OLD POWDER,, AND SMELLY PERFUME TO HISE THE MASS DESTRUCTION OF THE PENIS AND ITS FUNCTIONS.

MY EX HAD TITTIES OF MASS DESTRUCTION,, I HAD 2 FUCKIN HERINIA,, LETTING HER PUT THEM THINGS ON MY BALLS...OUCH!!

HEY BUDDDY,, GET THE FUCK OUT THE WAY,, HERE COMES THAT CHICK, SHE'S GOT TITTIES OF MASS DESTRUCTION,, DONT WALK BEHIND HER DUDE,,YOU'LL SINK IN THE DEEP LINES, AND NEVER BE FOUND AGAIN!!

MA WOMAN SLAPPED ME CROSS THE FACE WITH THEM TITTIES OF MASS DESTRUCTION,, I HAD TO HAVE MY JAW WIRED.

by Dpcx Alpha Male September 2, 2009

tanker titties

fat ass man breasts, that u can see through a shirt, most likely involves fat nipples

Eric had some serious tanker titties poking through his suit.

by Buddy Lee April 5, 2003

zitty titties

When a persons chest has more zits on it then any other part of his/her body. It can also be used to insult or offend someone.

Vinny: Dude! Check out Mary, shes got zitty titties!
Bendino: Thats nasty!

Carlito: Hey zitty titties, come over here for a second.

by crazy case May 20, 2008

Poo Titties

A type of tits/breasts that the near extinct 'Singh' race hunts for. Little is known about the Singh race and why they cry out for 'poo titties' (research is ongoing).

Person 1: Hey did you hear that?

Person 2: No..

Person 1: I swear I heard a savage voice yell "I GOTA GET DEM POO TITTIES"

Person 2: We better find shelter, the Singh(s) may be lurking around this forest.

by Arty Benjamin December 28, 2009

titter

Euphemism/antoher word for laughing. Now people titter when the word titter is said because of obvious sexual innuendo.

1: *people laugh at man*
Man: Why do you titter so?
*people laugh more*

2: "The Life of Brian was on last night. We tittered a lot!"

by Zelda199 November 17, 2006

tittens

The act of warming ones hands beneath one's breasts. Can be own or someone else's.

"I forgot my gloves, c'mere. Mmm, tittens."

by Jonathan Mohr December 26, 2007