smurf turf

A phrase that people outside of Boise use to refer to Boise State's famous blue fieldturf.

People who live in Boise or people who claim to be BSU football "fans" that use the phrase are either A) not actual Bronco fans, or are B) bandwagon fans that jumped on after the Fiesta Bowl win (the 'A' type of fan also applies here).

"Can you believe that guy down at Buster's referred to Bronco Stadium as 'the smurf turf'? We kicked his ass out of the bar for that garbage."

by HTC February 5, 2008

Papa Smurf

A little blue fuck that likes to have his ass licked by bitches.

Papa Smurf, can I lick your ass?
Yeah, lick my ass, bitch!

by Tonysharp5643 October 7, 2010

smurf bukkake

Smurf bukkake is ultra dank bud. It is called such because it is so covered in crystals it looks like the smurfs got together for a bukkake session and came all over your bud.

It has nothing to do with the color of the smurfs, just that they're really small.

And homosexual.

"Fuck dude, this shit is fucking dank. How much did it cost you?"

"$25 a gram man."

"WHAT A RIP OFF!!"

"You want to smoke smurf bukkake, you've got to pay for smurf bukkake."

by Rizzo Repulsive December 15, 2006

Smurf Juice

An alcoholic beverage, popular among high-schoolers and college students. Lots of sugar and flavor makes the alcohol hard to taste. Contains:
1 2-litre of Diet Mountain Dew
1 packet of any blue Kool-Aid
1 Fifth of Vodka

"Damn man, I got dumped. Mix some Smurf Juice and lets get tore up."

by Chainer April 24, 2006

Papa smurf

The kink name of a real nigga

“Oh papa smurf spit in my asshole some more

by Runnin_0n_empty February 8, 2018

tennesse smurf

act of fucking doggy style in a port a john and just before you nut stick it in her ass and push her head in the blue water,,,,,,,,, na na na na na na na na na na na..

my boy has done the tennesse smurf and the alaskan pipeline at the same time

by killa cali euro March 8, 2009

smurf bluecocky

The act of a smurf ejaculating. When such event happens a large thick blue liquid is released covering everything in it's range of fire.

"this room is covered in a blue liquid, what happened?"
"Oh...a smurf bluecocky"

by DancesWithSmurfs April 12, 2010