Dirty Dan

not you

you'll never be dirty dan, because I'm dirty dan

by CrypticMemory January 11, 2020

Dirty Parker

The act of splitting a girl in half with your gargantuan horse cock

“You look a little sore, what happened to you last night?

“Oh nothing my boyfriend gave me a dirty Parker last night”

by theemoone182 April 4, 2020

dirty tuan

Shoving a cactus up your ass and then having loving anal sex so the piece of shit of a cheater can feel the spikes. After the anal sex, u snap the dick and the cactus in half, as revenge for the guy cheating on u with another guy.

Alex: 'Damn bro I can't believe u 'dirty tuan'ed ur ex.'
Me: 'Ikr he deserved it that bitch'
Alex: 'why do u use a cactus tho?'
Me: ' its just symbolic of how much of a prick he is'

by taekook bros June 7, 2020

Dirty Dot

An term occasionally used by inhabitants of Dorchester, Massachusetts (a neighborhood of Boston) to refer to their place of residence.

He thinks the world of his mother; he calls her "Saint Margaret of Dirty Dot".

by Dano2 April 7, 2010

Dirty Denise

Dirty Denise. Noun, one hot MILF!

Damn look at that Dirty Denise! What a hot piece of ass!

by BigDickDaddyBornInCincinnati December 8, 2018

Dirty Marmot

When one defecates on a snowfield and glassades down in order to clean themselves.

I was in the mountains without any toilet paper so I took a dirty marmot

by Dances on Rocks November 15, 2015

Dirty Bidet

The combination of liquid and aerosol felt when an automatic toilet mistakenly flushes, post-business but pre-standing-up.

Student 1: (Audibly crying and whimpering in a restroom stall)
Student 2: Hey bro. Are you alright?
Student 1: (Behind stall door) No. I forgot to put toilet paper over the motion sensor on the toilet, and I got a Dirty Bidet... I have 4 more hours of classes! (Crying continues)
Student 2: (Shudders, shakes his head with sympathy, and walks away)

by Colibear August 24, 2016