brad brown

The action when you stick your finger in your asshole and then make a mustache on someone else's face.

Dude i so just want to go up and brad brown him for pissing on my beer.

by Psychoholic July 14, 2014

Down for the brown

A female or male who is interested in Mexican or tan people.

"Ew Nora you only like white boys.. But I'm down for the brown"

by nialls princess sabrina July 10, 2016

Brown Aussie

When a World War 2 Australian pilot shits himself, ejecting fecal matter and animal semen into the cockpit of his plane, while being chased down by a Japanese pilot in the skies above New Guinea after having sex with a wallaby. This action turns the entire canopy of his fighter brown in color.

Rei Sen 1 to Rei Sen 2, that limey yellow toothed criminal just shat his pants! I got a Brown Aussie at 1 o'clock!

by Rodney_Sexfart November 27, 2013

Brown Musket

Brown Musket describes a sexual act which typically involves at least one male. It occurs when an individual takes a dab of excrement onto their finger and then inserts it into the pee-hole of an erect partner. The pinky is most often used, but more advanced 'Brown Muskateers' often graduate to the use of the larger digits when a willing partner is able to withstand what is usually considered an intensely painful experience. The source of the fecal matter used is irrelevant but most often belongs to one of the involved participants. Extra points are earned the heavier a musket is loaded. Common side effects include urinary tract infections, as well as pissing shit.

Mary was mildly disgusted, but not altogether surprised when Ian's dick tasted like shit after she delicately performed her first Brown Musket on him.

by slithering succotash August 18, 2016

Brown Friday

The day after Thanksgiving when toilets across America scream and cry out for mercy.

Redneck Dan: Man... I ate so much of that danged Turducken and partied it down the hatch with them two cases of Red, White and Blur and Pabst beer that my danged toilet is quakin' at the thought of Brown Friday.

by The Somnambulist & Fast Reggie November 29, 2013

Fartwhistle Brown

Exclamation used in frustration or anger, typically by the elderly, much to the amusement of any young person within earshot.

Similar to saying crapola, dagnabit or shitfire.

Grandson: "Hey Grandma, Wheel Of Fortune is a rerun tonight."

Grandmother: "Ohhhhhh, Fartwhistle Brown!"

by Third Ferguson January 26, 2011

george brown

A Change Agent of the State. Boorish uncoath man. Always a hint of sexual violence.

Here’s George Brown encouraging people to do what he wouldn’t. Brown looks for leverage on his Useful Idiots

by Peggthepig November 21, 2018