bench queen

Slang for someone at a range that stands still and dumps rounds because either or both a) they don’t want to dirty the gun, or b) they are too fat or stupid to move, shoot, and communicate.

You spent $2,000 on a new gun eh? Better put it to work or you’ll be a bench queen.

by Schadoe ninja October 8, 2020

bench-hop

the act of moving from seats that you have tickets for to seats that you don't have tickets for but are open

We bench-hoped from seats 349 to seats 245.

by Jared W. May 17, 2007

Bench Neck

A homie who really needs some fucking sleep. Has an incredible skill to pick you apart almost instantly. Very trustworthy and not as funny as they think.

Amy: Bench Neck
Bench: Ay! Dat’s me!!

by Bench Neck November 22, 2021

Benched

To bench someone is to shift them with one person sitting on top of the other on while they sit on a bench

Dya hear yer one benched him last night?

by Lolsuckmydick June 7, 2021

at the bench

a term coined by jay and matt symbolizing they will see each other tomorrow morning at their normal hang out spot in school, known as the bench.

matt: i gotta go, at the bench

jay: whea

by knobhead September 1, 2008

bed bench

a futon bunk bed

Your bed bench is blocking the ceiling light.

by lamb777 December 11, 2010

Bench boy

A bench boy is a guy on your hook up list that you might call when you need some dick. Definitely a guy you only talk for sex.

I was talking to one of my bench boys, but he couldn’t hang out so i called my other bench boy.

by babydevilj July 24, 2021