by Donald Shimoda April 17, 2008
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Get the tafw mug.Mad bastard Welshmun living in Chicago.
Typically found at an assortment of pubs in the city in the from the early hours hours of the morning.
Pissed as newts and frustrating the shite out of everyone by early evening.
Typically found at an assortment of pubs in the city in the from the early hours hours of the morning.
Pissed as newts and frustrating the shite out of everyone by early evening.
by CatrinEvs August 13, 2008
Get the Chicago Tafia mug.Pulling and tugging on a flaccid penis in an attempt to get an erection.
Usually happens when you are just starting to masturbate.
It also happens when the person is unable to achieve erection, so they just keep tugging and yanking their penis hoping something happens.
Usually happens when you are just starting to masturbate.
It also happens when the person is unable to achieve erection, so they just keep tugging and yanking their penis hoping something happens.
Wife 1: I felt kinky the other day, so I went to my husband while he was asleep and pulled down his pants and starting jacking him off.... but...
Wife 2: But? What happened?
Wife 1: But nothing happened, it was like yanking taffy.
Wife 2: But? What happened?
Wife 1: But nothing happened, it was like yanking taffy.
by Z_SD February 14, 2012
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Where you just dropping taffy in my parents bathroom?
I just dropped taffy all over that exam.
I can't wait to hit the skate park and watch him drop taffy on these fools!
I just dropped taffy all over that exam.
I can't wait to hit the skate park and watch him drop taffy on these fools!
by alupnya July 13, 2012
Get the Dropping Taffy mug.A skutrag Ingloid, born and raised, a brainless, uneducated, original sandnaght who will never amount to anything. She will always couch bounce from trap house to trap house. A little hoe that resembles the worms in Men in Black because she pokes her ass outward to make it appear larger than non existing and in result her abdomen appears to be bloated like two week old dead animal carcus waiting to explode at the first poke. Sleeps around with whoever, whenever, wherever, because shes easy and poses no challenge for any man to get it in. She is so revolutingly nasty that she has knowingly had the clap for 10 months, maybe longer, spreading it to every man she sleeps with without disclosing the fact that she is infected with full blown chlamydia.
That Tana Taffy Plank Puddin is such a dumb nasty hoe! Can you believe that she drove by the local health department and didn't stop to have her STD treated.
by Fefe and shardin July 6, 2022
Get the Tana Taffy Plank Puddin mug.referred to like a stallion; a tall and handsome man. typically Sicilian. Usually spoils other people... especially the ladies. Also usually carries wads of cash and has money in the bank. Drawback is the large ego that comes with being a Taft.
by redddd headdd February 9, 2010
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