Swoleosis

Suffering from extreme swoleness, anger, and/or madness.

Symptoms include redness in the face.

Raising and straining of the voice at others.

Movement of the body in an angrily fashion.

Axel:Hey did you see that kid with the red ass face?

Tom: Oh, him? He's suffering from extreme swoleosis.

by ChrisJawns May 28, 2010

swallowtail

A lesbian who seeks her own pleasure by gratifying a lover who mutually enjoys oral anal sex.

A lesbian who likes to lick her girlfriend/lover 'from asshole to appetite.' i.e... a swallowtail...

by sneakylikeu January 4, 2013

swallowgize

When a man/woman proceeds to to gulp down their man's penis (usually most who swallowgize end up ingesting their partner's semen as well) in an attempt to make amends for past transgressions. Also related to the term swallowgy, the oral version of an apology.

Guy 1: Hey did you and your girlfriend ever apologize for being a bitch to you last night?

Guy 2 : No, actually she never did.

Guy 1: Man I'm sorrow bro, should kick her ass to the curb!!

Guy 2 : I made her swallowgize instead. (grins)

Guy 1 : Ah nice man! She's a keeper!

by conrm33 January 21, 2013

Dry Swallowing

The salty feeling you get in the back of your throat, similar to the sensation after swallowing cum

After Jayne swallowed the salty chips, she realized that she had been dry swallowing

by TheCosmicOwl May 8, 2013

cunt swallow

A Cunt swallow is anybody named sterling, who has a psalm on their chest and may or not have a mentally challenged older brother.

"Look theres Sterling!" "You mean cunt swallow?"

by Negrodamus1457 October 15, 2013

The Longman Swallow

1) What the missionary position is called in Cockermouth, England.

2) When you put your dick in her mouth and finger her at the same time.

I went to Cockermouth and laid this british freak on her back and gave her The Longman Swallow!

She loves The Longman Swallow.

by Poud-Cake March 16, 2010

swoll cat

1.a title given to a person who is muscular or "ripped"

2. a complete fag

1. Ben is such a swoll cat!

2. He deserves to be a swoll cat.

by The mOngOse June 16, 2010