Swedish Handjob

The act having sex with the space between couch cushions and leaving your product behind.

Jon gave himself a swedish handjob last night and now my couch smells like smega.

by Mugufta December 1, 2010

Sweetish

a word used to say something is really good. It is sweeter then sweet, it is amazing.

"that was so sweetish"

by Frank Cross November 16, 2005

Swedish Cactus

When you grab the base of your scrotum making your testicles "pop" out of the top of your fist.

After Josh showed me his Swedish Cactus I fell madly in love with him.

by bookoute March 27, 2009

swedish one2

the act of getting men and women together and forcing candy canes in and out of their anus's after getting a rim job. After the rim job the women must stick their wintergreen gum in the participant's asshole as far as it goes. Whichever man gets it out first wins and the losers must chew the gum.

"Hey James you wanna go find Connor, Jaclyn, and Kara to perform the swedish one2?"

by $h@nn0n<3 June 17, 2009

Swedish Terrorist

During a non-bisexual three way between two men and one woman, an accidental nut-shot unloads into one unsuspecting male participants eyes thereby blinding him.

Dude, I gave Carl a swedish terrorist the other night...oh you should have seen it - he went ballistic.

by Richardbeck August 24, 2009

Swedish chef

Sexual use of a cucumber or other vegetable on your partner, coupled with the subsequent feeding of said vegetable to a friend or ex.

He totally Swedish Chefed her.

by Paul Nicholas May 1, 2007

swedish fall

a dance move where u fall down and try to catch urself. when someones says it u fall down rite then and there. Mainly happens at the end of a whole dance routine

Josh: yo Swedish fall Carl!!

(Carl falls down immediately and catches himself)

by i w e a r n o p a n t s June 10, 2010