swag

The way a swaggot thug walks after being fucked in the ass. This is typically shown by sagging, which symbolizes that they've been fucked in the ass before and wish for it again. It is also shown by wearing a flat billed snapback sideways or backwards and wearing vans or chucks.

This trend, known as swag, makes perfect sense due to the fact that swag means Secretly We are Gay. This goes well with sagging which shows that they're available for sex by another male.

by FaZe Temperrrr October 16, 2012

swag

things that indie girls say when they see a hot skater boy they want to impress.

girl 1: omg do you see tyler!
girl 2, as tyler walks by; yes! he’s so swag.

by stupidbitchasswhore September 29, 2020

SWAG

a word that needs to be put in the dirt and everyone that says it should kill themselves

Jonny:supp swag
Me:I going home to listen to Rebbecca Black

by Cameron Taylor October 09, 2011

swag

s.w.a.g = secretely we are gay

X: That's so swag
Y: YOU'RE SWAG TOO?

by Kaz00 April 17, 2022

SWAG

n. 1. Scientific Wild Ass Guess. 2. opinions, or judgements, about something with less evidence than would make the opinon certain, but more than a simple opinion with no factual basis. -v. 3. making a guess with some information, but not enough to make a clear and certain determination.

SWAG it, sir, we need a decision.

by tnkr111 December 21, 2005

swag

secretly we are gay

sam- i feel so swag rn

tom- no way me too!
everyone else- that’s sus

by lorrydriver69 February 13, 2021

swag

Any corporate/branded merchandise given out for free in order to promote the company/brand. Usually little trinkets or doodads, sometimes clothing, and always cheaply mass-produced. Etymology of this term most likely stems from a middle-English use of the word 'swag' often in pirate circles or other criminal circles as a euphamism for loot or plunder. How anyone can really consider the modern day definition of swag as plunder or loot (since it's worthless) is beyond understanding.

See also: schwag

My job at McDonald's sucks ass, but at least I get some skanky swag to donate to Salvation Army.

by GothYena September 20, 2004