A myriad of games all centering around 'domestic violence in a can' or 'nectar of the gods' depending on how you look at it, the great Emu Export. Founded by beef, dean, brett and ash on a trip to the homeland of shport, the West Australian Outback. Games require the competitor to possess athletic prowess, nimble moves and intellectual dexterity however these qualities will noticiably diminish with the progress of the game and the skulling of luke warm, shaken up Export. The possiblity of Shport Olympics is now a reality with games like shport of the pack, hills hoist shport and bowling for shport already locked in.
by Nener November 8, 2007
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Get the sporge mug.Made famous by "MADE". It abreviates: Stupid Person On Rental Equiptment. Most commonly used when skiing/boarding.
"Theres a dirrerence between snowboarding and being a snowboarder. You don't want to be a SPORE do you?" "No" "Do you know what a SPORE is?" "No" "A Stupid Person On Rental Equiptment" "Oh".
by Occasional_contributor July 5, 2010
Get the SPORE mug.when one person illegally spoons another person while they are already asleep/passed out. On the street its referred to simply as, "spoon rape."
Tory: (waking up and realizing) Alex!? Were you sporking me last night!?
Alex: Ahahaha Hell yeah I wasn't going to sleep on the floor!
Hank:(From his bed across the room) Ahahaha You spoon raped her! Sneak-a-spooning is a risky maneuver that could have easily backfired glad you didn't wake up with a blackeye!
Alex: Ahahaha Hell yeah I wasn't going to sleep on the floor!
Hank:(From his bed across the room) Ahahaha You spoon raped her! Sneak-a-spooning is a risky maneuver that could have easily backfired glad you didn't wake up with a blackeye!
by Cspearp December 15, 2011
Get the sporking mug.Verb- To spork: The act of flowering someones yard with colorfully decorated plastic disposable silverware.
Directions: Purchase sporks, paint handles green, paint fork ends in a variety of pastel colors to mimic tulips, jam sporks in targets front yard to create a brilliant annual garden display.
Directions: Purchase sporks, paint handles green, paint fork ends in a variety of pastel colors to mimic tulips, jam sporks in targets front yard to create a brilliant annual garden display.
by Krystenlovesbutterscotch November 22, 2013
Get the Sporking mug.EA's biggest disappointment since The Sims.
Spore was made out to be a huge, ground breaking game. But sadly, all the fun of the game is in the creature creator which can be downloaded for free.
Spore was made out to be a huge, ground breaking game. But sadly, all the fun of the game is in the creature creator which can be downloaded for free.
Ol' Chap #1: Check out this thing I made in Spore.
Ol' Chap #2: Cool. How does it play?
Ol' Chap #1: I dunno, I don't care enough to play with it. But it looks cool.
Ol' Chap #2: Cool. How does it play?
Ol' Chap #1: I dunno, I don't care enough to play with it. But it looks cool.
by damawesome February 17, 2009
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