suck bag

A variation of the douche bag. From the same family but much more severe. Someone you would enjoy watching get painfully attacked by crazed weasels.
Example:
1.The kid in school who would remind the teacher about the homework.
2.The slow witted 18 year old girl who goes 35 in the left lane.
3. Chet from Wierd Science, Dr. Chilton from Silence of the Lambs, or Carrot Top.
4.The sibling/cousin/assface that snitches to your parents when you're smoking pot in your room.

Chet explained to mom and dad the difference between insense and pot smoke...what a suck bag.

by The Devil's Mistress July 20, 2005

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Hoodie Suck

To get a blowjob after pulling a hood of a sweater over your significant other’s head, then tightening the hood to form a small hole; afterwards, the dick is inserted through the hole into the mouth.

“This girl last night was crazy; she gave me a hoodie suck.”

by Tinywangjapboi April 10, 2019

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Cheese Suck

When u got a fat piece of cheese so u succccc on it instead of eating it

I didn’t do the cheese suck last night cus I didn’t have any cheese

by Cheese enthusiast November 17, 2018

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damn that sucks

when someone is venting to you but you don't really know how to respond

Guy 1: (Telling guy 2 how his life has gone to shit)
Guy 2: damn that sucks

by personinsidethemachine October 27, 2021

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Suck The Mouse

Refers to a phrase in which a person metaphorically "Sucks the mouse" meaning you are very cool and it is no way sexual as it may sound. Different ways to say it Include, "I Suck The Mouse", "Suckin The Mouse", "Suckin Mouse", Etc.

"I bet you don't even Suck The Mouse!"

by Mouse Sucker April 5, 2022

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