The Alex

The art of shucking a 14 inch Pringles can up your arse until you poop a little, then you lube up and see how many dildos u can fit in at once.

I love doing the alex on Wednesdays

by Fleet Street about to tweet January 21, 2020

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alex

a nicotine addicted guy who will break your heart without even dating you 😘

so who is the guy?
oh his name is alex

by clownasshoe October 15, 2019

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Alex

A fit person really good in bed and has a massive cock

Do I look good alex is coming 🤤!

by Vvvrrrrooommm bitch January 1, 2020

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Alex

The lover of men rumored to come out every 10 years and flirt with boys returning to his sleep only after he's flirted with more than 17 boys

Human:is that ALEX?!?!?!?
alex:hey bb

by duk the homie February 28, 2022

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The Fortnite scrub

Alex is TRASH

by RetardedBushing April 16, 2018

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Alex is the kind of guy that initially doesn’t stand out from the crowd, but his attractiveness just hits you one day when you realize that such a perfect person has been hiding in plain sight. He is very attractive and muscular, but is very shy and doesn’t have a lot of confidence as he doesn’t see how perfect he is. He is smart, athletic, and a genuinely kind person to everyone. His smile is perfect and he has long dark eyelashes and beautiful eyes: However, he is shy around girls and only has guy friends. When he likes a girl he tells his friends and has them make sure she knows he likes her; then he gets overwhelmed because taking to her is too much and things are going too fast. Then he ghosts her and when she asks why he just doesn’t think anything will work.

Although he is very athletic he doesn’t like to take risks or go on adventures and he keeps to himself; he is very private. Also, he is short.

I was looking at Alex in chem today and I noticed how beautiful his eyelashes are.

by holychickennuggets June 7, 2019

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