strawberry strudel

A strawberry strudel is when you cum in a girls face then punch her in the nose.

Yo bro i strawberry strudeled that bitch

by Shinezbrite April 20, 2017

Binky Strudel

When you take a shit and jizz on it so it looks like a toaster strudel

Yo who left that binky strudel in the produce section?

by Binky Binks August 10, 2019

Toaster Strudel

When a small angry French man ejaculates all over his own tummy when sexually frustrated.

Amie was very upset that he wasn't getting enough attention from his partner so he decided to toaster strudel himself to satisfy his needs.

by Unhinged Office Bandit March 10, 2023

Semen drizzle on a toaster strudel

A sex position when you have a competition who can put more cum on their toaster strudel.

Tanesha and I did the semen drizzle on a toaster strudel last night. She was happy to do it since I got rid of that Yee Yee ass haircut.

by Chicken nugget sex March 23, 2021

Student's Block

A serious condition when a person finds themselves unable to revise, study or concentrate on school work. Generally involves procrastination, spending time uselessly and using every excuse to avoid doing any work.

Person 1: Hey! We've got an exam in January, have you revised?
Person 2: Lol no, I've had student's block all Christmas

by converts December 27, 2011

Striderian

Relating to the use of humor and irony to avoid conflict by passing any controversial utterances off as a joke. Derived from the character 'Dave Strider', a smart-ass cool-kid from the webcomic 'Homestuck'

But the issue with the “EVERYTHING IS A JOKE, AND DEEP AND MEANINGFUL AT THE SAME TIME!” Striderian philosophy of Hussie’s writing is not only that Hussie uses it to inure HIMSELF from criticism, but also that so very much of his fandom gleefully buys into it.

by ZapRat March 13, 2012

student-to-parent

those retarded elementary school messages that students were supposed to have passed onto their parents.

a student-to-parent is so lool, i.e. long out of line, they almost seem archaic

by Sexydimma January 16, 2017