Teija Is Really Stoopid

Teija Is Really Stoopid

part 3 bitches

Teija Is Really Stoopid

*jimmy and gage run away*
70 Year Old Teija: GET OFF ME!
*shady guy walks over to teija and blows his entire load of 50 baby dinosaurs into teijas mouth*
70 Year Old Teija: AHHHH!
*teija gets ripped apart by the dinosaurs*
Shady Guy That Teija Got Raped By But Is Now 72: I saved the world...
*dinosaur that everyone reading forgot about breaks further into bunker and eats shady guy that teija got raped by but is now 72*
Dinosaur: I love ben 10

by badboybradleyxxx124 December 16, 2019

stoopin

Used most often to describe a group of homies sitting on the front porch observing the crack deals.

First and most often used in Portsmouth, VA.

Look at dem foos over dere, dey be stoopin for half the day!

by bluntedboy April 25, 2004

Scoopy

Someone who likes Culvers way too much. Often they go multiple times a week and prefer the kids meals so they can get a free scoop of ice cream. They also eat other peoples food if the opportunity arises.

Scoopy went to Culvers AGAIN.

by ScoopyJoy November 30, 2011

Scoop and Deuce

"Scoop and Deuce" is a term found by BigPig and Rephlexion as well as J-Dangle(socom III people). The term is used in Socom III U.S Navy seals. The term means to equip a silenced weapon and proceed to shoot your teammate in the back. When he turns around you claim "Wow they have great snipers"(Even though it it clinicaly impossible to get a sniper shooting at someone 5 seconds into the game). The term Scoop and Deuce was originally used by the Jews in 102 B.C. It may have meant something like knifing your allies in the back and claiming you dodged a knife from behind and it hit him.

Reph: Big Pig scoop and deuce this bitch hes annoying.
The Bitch: What?
J-Dangle: YUP!!!
BigPig: Yeah man im down for that shit.
The Bitch: What does that mean???
Reph: Oh dude nothing, just something at school
*THE NEXT ROUND**
*Reph shoots the bitch*
The Bitch: WHOA im gettin shot at
J-Dangle: DAM DAWG they are amazing GET DOWN.
The bitch: IM TRYIN THEY SHOOTIN AT ME!!!

by Floppei Wangs July 28, 2008

Scoop

A scoop is described as a person of the Mormon-Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints religion. They are described as a scoop because God took an ice cream scoop out of their brain when they were born.

Man, those scoops keep coming to my door and asking for money.

by NADROJ NOSRAC March 9, 2011

Scoop

To get away with doing something either illegal or against a person of higher authority's will.

Friend: How did you do on the test?

You: I had the answers written on my arm! Scoop!!!!!

by Doctore November 16, 2011

new jersey scoop

In reference to passing someone on the highway, where the driver will get within 6 feet of the car ahead and then signal and pass, using the air pocket behind the front car to gain speed (or to just be an asshole).

"Nick just New Jersey scooped that guy on the parkway so dirty!"

by justin suriano June 28, 2006