A word used in a machine shop to describe an unknown material that is super hard.
The opposite of shitanium
The opposite of shitanium
by ThunderJack92 August 12, 2025
Get the stiff dickium mug.S.exually T.roubled I.ntroverted F.orgotten F.riend- the friend who doesn’t get laid. gets adopted into friend groups by being made fun of. Often forgotten about when it comes to social events such as birthdays, weddings, prom, etc.
You’ll never be the main character when you’re stuck being a STIFF.
Take action and quit being such a STIFF.
Take action and quit being such a STIFF.
by sound recollection October 17, 2025
Get the STIFF mug.A stiff is a transvestite who's rapist dominating oppression mentality is a turn off for being a compensation for daddy issues.
They usually appear slim with no feminine figure and are boomers hiding behind AI chat bots with smoother skin using photo apps. Most commonly noted boomers from the 70s with xenomorph fetishes of scaring kids pretending to be synthetics from the Alien franchise. Often childish around there peers and patronising left woke dicks around others and there victins.
They usually appear slim with no feminine figure and are boomers hiding behind AI chat bots with smoother skin using photo apps. Most commonly noted boomers from the 70s with xenomorph fetishes of scaring kids pretending to be synthetics from the Alien franchise. Often childish around there peers and patronising left woke dicks around others and there victins.
Dude A: theres a Stiff in my mirror trying to mask wrinkles on me!
Dude b: quick get out the kelaidascope bar glasses in VR mode and burn it!
Dude b: quick get out the kelaidascope bar glasses in VR mode and burn it!
by Whitefeederwaveruiner November 13, 2025
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Get the stiff fit mug.When you see someone hitting a golf ball and you feel bad for them because you assume they have prosthetic legs. Their ability to flex and move their lower extremities is so bad that you imagine they were hit by a train as a child or had polio because their parents were anti-vaxxers.
So I was watching this guy tee off the other day and I felt so sad thinking of what happened to them as a child. Then I watched them walk away and it was perfectly normal. He was stiff as a ball hitting a golf shot, but walked fine. Really bizarre, must be at least a 10 handicap without an actual handicap.
by Scotty Nice July 27, 2023
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