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cum sprinkler

When you tell a guy that you will suck him off but not to cum in your mouth but he decides to do it anyway you look up at him with a smile and spit spray all of his cum on him
I told him not to cum in my mouth cause i had a sick stomach from drinking to much.. but he came in my mouth anyways and i was pissed so i became a cum sprinkler
by agentjrt January 3, 2016
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vagina sprinkle

Little pieces of toilet paper that stick to your vagina after wiping.
Man i was gonna go down on girl the other day, but then I saw all the vagina sprinkles.
by Rraddish August 14, 2017
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Calabasas Sprinkler

Only realistic if you have fierce and soft diarrhea, the kind you might chance upon after a spicy meal or a binge at PF Chang's. To achieve: point your anus toward the sky, proceed to projectile shit and periodically redirect your ablutions (left or right) in the same way a lawn sprinkler may redirect water on a front lawn.
Had the worst shits the other night, decided to do a Calabasas Sprinkler all over the bath
by Soul_Doubt January 12, 2019
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Rusty sprinkler

When a guy pees into another person's butt and then said person excretes the urine on another's face.
Did you see Robert's face when Lauren gave him a rusty sprinkler?
by Itsmetho1 January 25, 2019
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sprinkle

when you sprinkle your jizz all over a hoes face... like a water hoes sprinkler
joe:damn dude i sprinkled your girl last night bro she was licking it off her mouth.
jhon: aww u bitch so thats why her breath stunk like dick.....
by Michel angelo January 18, 2009
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Sprinkles

A person that likes cinnamon sprinkles blown in their face. Acts insane , spastic, stubborn and annoying. A egotistical prick.
Tim is acting like sprinkles again at work.
by sprinkles_hater May 30, 2011
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French Sprinkler

The act of blowing your load in a bitch's mouth, then turning her around and slaping her in the face on both sides causing the jizz to squirt out her mouth. Awesome.
The French Sprinkler is a great way to spend quality time with your family.
by Mitchconnor March 23, 2009
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