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Splitter

The act of Splittering is to litter from one's car. Found to be most hysterical when staying up all night, going to McDonald's, and littering "Splittering" their food. Thus, this act becomes "McSplittering" Also, may be used as a noun.
Negating - "Bitch I ain't split shit!"
Concerned assertation - "Dude, the cops are coming! splitter that chronic out of the window!"
Noun - "Look at all that splitter."
by RickaySpar December 15, 2008
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shit splitters

When she pulled her pants off she revealed these super sexy red lace shit splitters!
by dennob June 27, 2009
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Ninja Splatter

1. Diarrhea so bad you can shit through a screen door.
2. When some one pisses you off, and you have ninja training, and that person you are mad at has a screen door on their home...you take your explosive gas/fecal matter and blast it through their screen door; thereby causing the effect of the ninja splatter. This phenomenon occurs mostly in rural areas and trailer parks.
Jimmy cheated on me with my brother, he left his door open, so I hit his screen door with a ninja splatter to let him know I ain't taking it.
by Ninja_Star October 21, 2011
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Log Splitter

Inserting your index finger into your rectal cavity while forcing a bowel movement
I gave her the log splitter, now my finger stinks
by dolphy93 November 5, 2014
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Spits and Splatters

While in the process of having sexual intercourse with a woman in the "doggy style" position, the man pulls out and pretends to ejaculate on the woman's back by spiting on it. And when the unsuspecting woman turns around to complain, the man blows it all over her face. This is usually followed by a "what now, bitch!?" and uncontrollable laughter.
Dude, I totally went Spits and Splatters on that chick last night! Her face AND back was covered in my bodily fluid! Hell yeah!
by CoolBlue91 August 7, 2011
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dick splitter

n. A female who likes to cut a man's penis straight down the middle with dull scissors and then anally fuck herself with the finished produce.
I had to go to the hospital because that dumb "dick splitter" last night.
by Griffindylorkinhaphen March 9, 2014
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splatter bowl punch

Man, after I ate that ass food at Micky D's I left some splatter bowl punch.
by Bud E Love May 5, 2003
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