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Football spike

When you sit on the toilet to take a shit, a little nugget gets forced out splashing the water below similar to a football being spiked in the endzone.
Dude, I had a nice football spike in the toilet today. My cheeks are so wet.
by Urban knowledge January 11, 2017
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Spike Trap

I was in a McDonald’s bathroom stall and a harry behemoth caught me in a spike trap
by RonaldEnglish November 16, 2023
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Spike

some dudes' fricking Kirby OC that is a light blue (not neon) and wears an orange beanie.
yo dude that roleplay with spike was cool
by DAZawesome (spike) December 31, 2018
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Spike

Specifically used for when you need a word for horns on a helmet
“On his helmet spike three horns. Ivory horns of elephants to the northern deserts.”
by MrBunBuns1496 May 14, 2025
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Dyke spike

Hey Dyke Spike how’s it going

Hey (Jasmine) how’s it going
by Casserole14 February 6, 2019
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Spiking

A sexual act where a man sticks a rod or spike in his peehole.
I only get off by spiking. It feels great when the cum squirts around the spike.
by Aggravatin October 19, 2022
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Spike

Spike is the kinda guy who ends up fucking everything that moves. He will lash out over the tiniest things. He'll punch anyone to utters an insult under their breath, and that is just the way he is. A man named spike loves to drink to the point where he goes canoeing until his legs turn purple from the sun. Overall, if you ever meet a Spike, turn the oppisute direction and run.
"Did you see that dude KO that chick?!"

"What did you expect, his name is Spike"
by ThatIrishScoot July 8, 2019
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