by Casserole14 February 6, 2019

Spike is the kinda guy who ends up fucking everything that moves. He will lash out over the tiniest things. He'll punch anyone to utters an insult under their breath, and that is just the way he is. A man named spike loves to drink to the point where he goes canoeing until his legs turn purple from the sun. Overall, if you ever meet a Spike, turn the oppisute direction and run.
by ThatIrishScoot July 8, 2019

A sex thing. You both drink as many Simply spiked™️s as possible and then test your capacity to merge souls
Person 1: “Yea we should do a Simply spiked night.”
Person 2:“Come on dude I was really hoping we could make a baby tonight but those are way too good, it’s never gonna happen.”
Person 2:“Come on dude I was really hoping we could make a baby tonight but those are way too good, it’s never gonna happen.”
by Jellybeansrainvow June 30, 2022

Noun. A spiked tire is the outcome of what happens when a 3 person date goes south and creates a third wheel. When the two others get increasingly close, the third wheel will become extremely jealous, and bring physical harm to the part of the couple who is the same gender.
After the date, Albert beat up Roger because Roger was spending too much time with Jessica. He was becoming more of a Spiked Tire every day.
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