You've forget you've been chopping chillis and accidentally scratch your balls with your spicy hands . Your balls are starting to burn so you smother them with avocado oil to take out the spice, but wait now you have greasy balls and entirely different but no less unpleasant sensation. The only logical thing to do to combat the grease is to wash your balls with dish soap. Sweet relief!! the Spicy Matthew technique was a success!!!
by GhostieGhost July 11, 2021
Get the Spicy Matthewmug. When a man pulls his scrotum down to resemble a turkeys caruncle (wattle). He then uses a zester to remove the outer layer of skin and then dunk his sack into the hot sauce of his choice. He will then make the noises of an angry Turkey.
by Sir Dripsalot November 4, 2019
Get the Spicy Turkeymug. When you feel like there is a fire breathing dragon stuck sideways in your colon! You push and push then finally you explode, and your body experiences this blissful tingling sensation as if thousands of tiny unicorns were dancing on your spine! At that moment you look down, and your butthole is smoking like a gun barrel!
by Busted knuckles May 12, 2016
Get the spicy dookiemug. by H. Scorpio July 19, 2023
Get the A Spicy Eltonmug. by essyjizzenburger April 7, 2019
Get the Top Spicymug. by Horsecock68420 August 20, 2017
Get the spicy boyomug. 1: A mostly adorable, white, modestly sized, milque-toast mannered fire eater. Will talk to you about the Mets, and also grab 2 10-45s from a 3 banger.
2: An okay sandwich from basil cucina.
2: An okay sandwich from basil cucina.
by JDcooksalot September 2, 2022
Get the Spicy Liammug.