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sphincterfez

noun – regional term for an "asshat" in the Middle East. See also "anusberet."
After the events of January 25, 2011, Hosni Mubarak has proven himself to be a total and complete sphincterfez by refusing to step down as President of Egypt.
by awienick February 22, 2011
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sphincterage

The act of laughing so hard that one will clench their anal sphincter with enough force to induce internal bleeding.
LOL! That joke was so funny. I have serious fucking sphincterage now.
by A Short Ass Llama March 15, 2017
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Sphincterial Quiver Test

The most scientific test known to man that can definitively indicate if a person is going to have or not have diarrhea. The intent of this butt-hole sphincter movement test (SQT) is to provide early warning status of potential outbound hot brown rain. Perfecting this scientific testing capability is especially helpful when one believes they are going to dutch oven or cup-of-death a loved one or friend, but instead serve themselves liquified brown soft serve. Perhaps you are on a road trip and ate some bad gas station food, this test can save you hours of clean-up.

In order to achieve a successful test, one must exercise their sphincter muscles to extend and gently retract their butt-hole to indicate wet or dry status. You will have a positive SQT if you feel heat at the opening of your sphincter during the testing process. Retracting your sphincter immediately will give you time to plan and improvise for this impending emergency.
"Guys, this is an emergency. The Sphincterial Quiver Test was positive for imminent diarrhea! Pull over now!"/

"I should not have eaten those gas station taco's back there. I need to perform the Sphincterial Quiver Test now to determine if I have a fart ready to come out or if this is going to be diarrhea... Yep... it's diarrhea."
by RudeMood August 20, 2023
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butts, farts, and ... sphincters

something that unprofessional people talk about during a work business meeting
Person 1: In today's work meeting, we are going to talk about butts, farts, and ... sphincters

Person 2: Eww, that's totally unprofessional
by what do i care 125 August 25, 2022
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sphinkter house

the ass. the area containing the sphinkter; the buttox. usually used when describing a woman's butt
look at the sphinkter house on her!

she has a huge sphinkter house!

I would have dated her but I did not like her sphinkter house.
by the big man. January 1, 2012
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Sphinctest

When an anus is nearing a prolapsed state.
I reached my sphinctest yesterday before plopping the mightiest log in my life.
by Pit B. Stank, Esquire. April 20, 2019
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sphinkterput

when you insert a large sword into the anal opening
holy shit she just got a fucking sphinkterput
by mynamebejeff December 17, 2019
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