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Does homeostasis sound like a joke to you? 

A nephrologist's call for help, is the only valid response to "I'm gonna drink more water", don't drink water if you don't have to, you don't know better than your kidneys.
Uneducated Person: I'm gonna drink more water!
Nephrologist: Why?
Uneducated Person: Because It's healthy!
Nephrologist: Does homeostasis sound like a joke to you?
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How u sound b? 

This sentence is commonly used when ordered to do something you do not have any intention of doing or when told something you weren't expecting and you get agry by it. The "b" can stand for anything you want it to, like: bitch, baby, boo, boy, etc.
Example 1
Teacher: you are failing
person 1: what? how u sound b?

Example 2
person 1: yo do my homework
person 2: how u sound b? do it yourself

Speed Of Sound 

Kickass new Coldplay single. To be released as a cd single on May 23rd.
"Birds go flyin' at the speed of sound..."
Speed Of Sound by strong badian April 26, 2005

Whale Sound 

The act of blowing into a beer bottle to create a sound like a whale to lure fat people away from you.
Dude, I had to use a whale sound to get Anthony and his fat girlfriend out of the house so I didn't have to hear them having sex.
Whale Sound by SirMasonJar October 22, 2010

Mexican sound-off 

When two dudes point their urethral sounds at one another, waiting for the other to make the first move. There are three possible outcomes: either both sound each other at the same time, one beats the other to sound first, or both just stand there until they lose interest.
"Did you end up doing that weird thing with that Grindr hookup?"
"Nah, we ended up in a Mexican sound-off and it got too awkward."
Mexican sound-off by midwestern_blot November 19, 2019

Breaking the Sound Barrier 

The act of inserting one's penis into someone's ear. Also referred to as ear-sex.
"Dude, last night I almost got caught while I was breaking the sound barrier with Alex!"

Parry Sound

Absolutely beautiful town located on Georgian Bay. Very small, with a population of only 6500 people, it's very easy to get to know everyone but can also be very hard to find a place to fit in if you like to live outside the box.
For hockey lovers, this is the Home Of Bobby Orr and you will be told that every time you turn around.
Huge tourist destination, preferred by seniors and families with small children that like camping.
The world is full of spectacular locations, but there is only one place you can really have it all: breathtaking vistas, fresh water and warm hospitality are what make Parry Sound the four-seasons playground of the near North.
Nestled on the rugged shores of Georgian Bay, and home to the Charles W. Stockey Centre for the Performing Arts and Bobby Orr Hall of Fame, the Town of Parry Sound is just a short two-hour drive north of the Greater Toronto Area.
Tucked among the 30,000 islands, Parry Sound is adorned by the natural beauty of shoreline hiking trails, and the rugged pink granite of the Canadian Shield. This year-round destination is also home to many festivals, events and attractions.
Parry Sound by Burningmoon January 26, 2011