Loan Sniper

When your wife owes you money, so you shoot your load in her eye.

AKA. When a wife gets added to credit and kills your deal due to excessive shopping.

Steve came home early and saw three Coach purses and 15 pairs of shoes, he then proceeded to give her the loan sniper.

by NWFHA August 6, 2009

Chinese Sniper

When somebody is so stoned that their eyes are opened the bare minimum amount needed in order to still see and function normally. If sat down and not moving, most of the people around them will assume the person is asleep. Name derived from the combination of the squinty-eyed appearance of Chinese people and the squinting that marksmen use, reinforcing how shut these people's eyes are when they're stoned.

Man 1-"Dude I got so stoned last night I went Chinese Sniper"
Man 2-"Really?"
Man 1-"Yer, Jarod tried to balance his beer bottle on my head because he thought I'd passed out and he soiled himself when I jumped at him when he got close and covered himself in it instead"
Man 2-"Classic Jarod"

by Jarod22 March 16, 2013

Sniper Nerd

A user on a game that snips people all of the time and every one hates them.

"That sniper nerd just shot me"

by Ross Attack March 14, 2009

Sniper Noobs

When you are playing a FPS and everyone on your team decides to become a sniper, leaving you alone to assault the objective. Usually employed when you are on a team with kids younger than 16 that cannot play the game well enough to get a kill with any other weapon, other than a high powered, long range, Rifle, that they can sit in the bushes with and take pot shots at people with. Usually, these people Brag about how good they are at the game when they really just use the most over powered weapon in the game, to camp with and shoot at unsuspecting gamers.

Well.... I was playing BF:BC2 and I rushed down the hill to set a charge. When i realized that i had no team mates with me. Sure enough i got owned and tea bagged by the enemy, while they rushed up the hill and spawn camped us, because the Sniper Noobs decided not to help me, win.
Eventually we lost 2 to 2000

by Delta7687658 October 11, 2010

Imaginary Sniper

Somewhat along the lines of a hand gun, it is an invisible sniper that you take out of it's invisible case. You assemble it and pretend to shoot someone. Afterwards, you dissaseble it and put it back in it's case. Invented by Jon Lancaster.

Me- where's your imaginary sniper?
Jon- opens invisible case and makes increasingly weird hand gestures and shoots me

by MaximumOverdrive January 21, 2009

Diaper sniper

A pedafile that hides in the trees and bushes.

Don't use that playground. The cops spotted a diaper sniper in the woods.

by Bostonbrian80 March 14, 2017

snider high school

A high school located in the middle of Fort Wayne, Indiana that is home to the best sport teams, the greatest student section, and some average teachers. Snider consists of only Fort Wayne's finest students and athletes, aside from just a few rejects. Known for its black and gold colors, black administration, and more gambling in the bathrooms than in Las Vegas.

Snider kid: I go to Snider High School
Kid from other school: oh shit... I'm jealous dude, I go to Carrol

by C@rl0s May 22, 2017