Side Snitch

A person who acts as your friend but can dob you in at any given moment.

She was such a side snitch.
She was side snitching me!

by @personhehe April 1, 2020

Pretentious Snitch

When you snitch on your homies but your snooty ass wants everyone to be aware about it so you snitch publicly.

McBhabhi is a pretentious snitch

by McBhabhi May 6, 2021

Diddle Snitch

Noun. One who surreptitiously views someone pleasuring themselves and tattles to an authority figure or the press.

Verb (transitive) — To diddlesnitch (on) another person.

Don’t you diddle snitch on me, you bastard!

by Let me just say... November 3, 2021

no snitch policy

A policy in which you cannot snatch or tell on nobody because if you do then you got beat up or something bad happens to you

Samantha: ( eating a cupcake in the night)
Stephanie: what are you doing
Samantha: I'm eating a cupcake
Stephanie: oh I'm telling
Samantha: you better not or else something bad will happen
Stephanie: ( screaming) mom Samantha is eating a cupcake again
Samantha: you just broke the no snitch policy and now you're going to get beat up
Stephanie: no no no please don't
Samantha: it's too late now you're going to get hit in the head with a baseball bat
Stephanie: ( screaming) NO

by I feel bad October 11, 2021

Dry-snitch

To unintentionally tell on someone; without knowing.
To inadvertently devulde information about something or someone;
To make known or expose what should have been concealed;
To tell on one's self

I told Mitch last night he always be dry-snitchin when he gets fucked up.

by anonymous May 22, 2022

rap snitches

The phenomena of rappers accidently (or intentionally) exposing themselves for a crime they have committed through the lyrics of their music, often in gangster rap. The term was especially popularized by the song "Rap Snitches Knishes" by MF DOOM.

Rap Snitches: free my boy, he ain't do nothing wrong (except rob a bank at gunpoint on December 23rd, 2011)

by colosse March 7, 2023

where my snitches at

A Harry Potter nerd's version of the common, "Where my bitches at" Snitches are a type of ball used in the wizarding world's game "Quidditch" the other types of balls (Not dicks) are the quaffle , the two bludgers , and the ball that this WHOLE FUCKING DEFINITION is based on, the golden snitch

Harry potter nerd: Yo, where my snitches at
Non-potterhead: WTF

by FUCK OFFFFFFFFFF July 14, 2016