snatch

The second most horrific sounding nickname for the human female's genitals(after cunt). So much so that it can only be properly applied when descibing genitals that are presumed or understood to be filthy or disgusting.

"Yo Jeff, I lost my arm in your Grandma's snatch last night!"

by The Dark Lord of Bass September 30, 2005

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lap snatch

A woman or girl who likes to sit on men's laps, either aware or unaware that they are causing the men to become intensely sexually aroused.

Bonnie began to feel less inhibited at the office, and began flirting back with some of the men by sitting on their laps and being a tease. Word got around to others, including Mike's friends, that his wife had become a little cockteasing lap snatch at work.

Tweenie Katie seemed to have no idea she was being such a lap snatch, the way she drove her uncle crazy when she sat on his lap.

by July41944 June 21, 2009

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sarchasm

the gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it

one of the winners in the Washington Post's Style Invitational - words altered by adding, subtracting, or changing only one letter and supplying a new definition

by dp916 March 17, 2004

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google image search

1. Proof that God loves us and wants to be happy.
2. A modification of Google's search engine that displays pictures instead of websites.
3. Adobe Photoshop's Best Friend.
4. gis

For example, search "i will eat your spleen"

by Atog April 30, 2005

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Snapchat

An app on apple devices and androids that enables the user to send pictures with captions to their friends on snapchat.

In addition to pictures, short videos can be sent.

The captions in the videos and pictures can only be as long as the screen is wide. If you would like to fit more text on the screen, either tilt your device sideways so your text bar is longer, or write the words using the draw tool on snapchat. The color of the pen can be changed.

While not every snapchat user sexts, snapchat is a wonderful tool for sexting because after the image is opened the image deletes after a set amount of time between 1 and 10 seconds.

If the viewer of the image is quick enough, he/she may take a screenshot of the image. However if a screenshot is taken you will be notified by snapchat.

Snapchat is a real pain in the ass if you don't have a front-facing camera on your device.

Guy: hey Girl can I get your number?

Girl: no, I don't have a phone. The plans are so expensive! I have an iTouch though so I can Snapchat you.

Guy: yeah, I have a one too. What's your snapchat?

Girl: *gives out snapchat name*

Guy: cool! I'll hit you up later tonight (;

by Jewelslovessyouxx May 12, 2013

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