Longhorn Smoothie

Spent male ejaculate, meant for their partner's oral consumption but pretty much okay to leave anywhere. Particularly tasty to members of the University of Texas football team.

It was a good day today, so I celebrated by giving her a Longhorn Smoothie.

by theoriginalsteevio September 24, 2022

animated smoothie

This is the word to describe an unexplainably smooth or so "correct" in your brain that you can help but watch the one animation again and again until you get the animation out of your head.

Guy 1: "You gotta watch this animated smoothie, it's gonna get stuck in your head for a while"
Guy 2: "What the hell is an animated smoothie?"
Guy 1: "Look on Urban Dictionary"

by B0N3KILL3R34 July 13, 2021

Aarav Smoothie

A smoothie made with the semen of a group of men.

We were bored so we decided to make an Aarav Smoothie and give it to our friend as a joke.

by emailbackups September 24, 2025

Smoothie King

Healthy royalty.

Smoothie King is the best.

by SPrice1980 April 27, 2022

Smoothie

Someone who is mentally challenged

smoothie : no example needed

by Blur.999 October 16, 2019

Muddy smoothie

When a woman has profusive diarrhea and shits in a cup then you go to drink it

Man oh man that muddy smoothie was delicious

by Penule April 10, 2024

KENTUCKY SMOOTHIE

When you eat food then regurgitate it so a 2nd person can get a smoothie.

I can't afford a blender, so I made my girlfriend a Kentucky smoothie.

by Sideways23 September 29, 2021