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Special smoothie

A beverage made with piss, shit, cum, blood, and spit, all sourced from trucker bathrooms. Blood can be substituted for coconut water. Serve lukewarm.
Dude, my syphilis is so bad that when I jerk off, special smoothie comes out.
by 9inchpunisher May 15, 2019
mugGet the Special smoothiemug.

Smoothie

smoothie : no example needed
by Blur.999 October 16, 2019
mugGet the Smoothiemug.

animated smoothie

This is the word to describe an unexplainably smooth or so "correct" in your brain that you can help but watch the one animation again and again until you get the animation out of your head.
Guy 1: "You gotta watch this animated smoothie, it's gonna get stuck in your head for a while"
Guy 2: "What the hell is an animated smoothie?"
Guy 1: "Look on Urban Dictionary"
by B0N3KILL3R34 July 13, 2021
mugGet the animated smoothiemug.

pineapple-smoothy

when, during intercourse, excessive lubricant is utilized to compensate for the pricklyness of newly regrown pubes.
"She hand't shaved her muff for two days, so we pineapple-smoothy-ed."
mugGet the pineapple-smoothymug.

Vagina Smoothy

The act of laying on your back , legs spread with a spoon full of yogurt making airplane sounds being hand fed to your vagina. If you do a squeeze your coo-coo muscles at the appropriate time the spoon will come out clean. You then shake your hips back and forth to mix the yogurt with your natural lubricants making a vagina Smoothy.
Yo, my girl had another yeast infection so we grabbed probiotic yogurt and a spoon to make a Vagina Smoothy.

You cleaned your spoon, now you’ll have a vagina smoothy
by Knowledge Sponge July 1, 2023
mugGet the Vagina Smoothymug.

Smoothie

Someone who has a smooth brain, apparent by their severe lack of knowledge, a moron. Is unaware of how stupid they are.
look at all these smoothies posting a fake article on Facebook.

Is this smoothie really trying to merge onto the freeway doing 45?
by TheRowdyD January 24, 2020
mugGet the Smoothiemug.

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