smoinky

Smoinky is it’s own damn word, use it however

I’m feeling pretty smoinky rn

by Big Craniums Only July 20, 2022

Scoliosis

Scoliosis is when you have a goofy ass spine. Shit be looking like an S or a C. Shit got me fucked up fr. Had to get surgery for this goofy ass spine.

Doc I got fucking scoliosis help.

by Nigga w a goofy ass spine July 31, 2022

smoki

one of the most wanted man from venezuela due to the international fbi hack.

Wow, that guy is like smoki

by smokinela August 26, 2022

Shmolie

A lazy piece of shit full of big dick energy with a 2 inch defeater.

Danny is such a shmolie I hope he never shows up to the party unless he comes in shmolie fashion with that chip and dip.

by Hakamajeen August 30, 2022

Smoigle-phlogle

Smoigle-phlogle
Is when you wake up at 5 in the morning have a shower, fall in the shower 2 times, eat breakfast than trip 87 times on the stairs down to the basement, get lost in your own bathroom and burn your paints without hands.

“AAAAAAA IM DIEING THAT WAS A MAJOR Smoigle-phlogle 100% IM SO DEAD WHERE AM I WHERE IS MY HANDS I HAVE SCOLIOSIS AAAAAAAAAA! MY PANTS ARE ON FIRE OH THE PAIN IM AAAAAAA—“

by Toes migee September 16, 2022

smiling christopher

a bald round headed lesbian looking guy who listens to blackpink and think bts and stray kids are dating. He makes cardboard blackpink members and he jerks off on it. He makes dirty fan art about lesbian blackpink and jerks off to it. he also takes alabama jokes seriously and acts on it

hes from ohio

i just saw a smiling christopher walk out of a sex shop with micro condoms.

by meaty360 October 23, 2022

scoliotic shrimp syndrome

When your posture is so fucking bad you more closely resemble a shrimp with scoliosis than a human being (removes several inches off height)

Divi: That crippling artist’s back is so bent over!
Angi: They must have scoliotic shrimp syndrome!

by live laugh yarn December 27, 2022