Smacking the Weasel

Masterbating, jerking off, punching the clown

I walked into the pool, and Chris was smacking the weasel on deck.

by WeaselSmacker69 December 15, 2011

Sinking Your Own Battleship

Any action taken by a person looking to have a relationship with another person, that effectively ruins their own chances of having said relationship

Guy 1: "So I was really into this girl, but when I walked up and kissed her on the cheek, she freaked out."
Guy 2: "Way to go man! Talk about Sinking Your Own Battleship!"

by fan187 July 12, 2012

slinking

talking to numerous people of the opposite sex in a flirtatious manner

"I was slinking all these chicks last night"

by channahch September 22, 2016

Sinking Cracker

A joke that a white person can't swim.

Guy 1: hey boy, what do you call a white boy that isn't strong enough to swim?

Guy 2: what?

Guy 1: A sinking cracker!... Get it?

by datru3th September 23, 2016

smacking bagels

When two lesbians are enjoying some "alone time"

I heard Jane went to Emily's and 5 minutes into netflix and chill they started smacking bagels.

by Thomas Pepperidge Farm January 8, 2017

Stinking roger

a massive wedgie

Hang on I have a stinking roger

by bumfluff420 June 7, 2017

Stinking roger

a massive wedgie

Hang on a min I have a stinking roger

by bumfluff420 June 7, 2017