gob smacked

1. When someone is left speechless after witnessing or being told something incredible.

2. To be hit forceably in the mouth.

1. I was completely gob smacked when my girlfriend told me she was really a man!

Seeing that water skiing squirrel has left me gob smacked!

2. I got my gob smacked last night when I gave my woman a dirty sanchez.

by Petey Pie October 25, 2005

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smack job

The act of a man standing against a wall with his legs spread open, then another individual charging and smacking them (with a hand or object) in the testicles.

John: Man my balls are killing me

Sean: Why dude?

John: Phil gave me this crazy smack job last night... it hurt so good

by Lenny Ganz July 04, 2010

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Penta Smack

Five consecutive smacks across the face.

After Lucy lost Felicia's vibrator, Felicia "Penta Smacked" Lucy across the face.

by Kazuka April 12, 2005

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ballzach smack

When a darshist bangs his chick 'till she's sopping wet, then gives her a slap her in the face with his wet hand.

Ballzach was three knuckles deep in his chick last night, until he decided to pull 'em out and give her a ballzach smack.

by Ballzy89 April 29, 2009

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e-smack

To insult through the means of email or other internet communication devices; to send a picture of a fist or striking hand along with a description of the cause of the e-smack.

"Has anyone ever told you you look like Bob Saget off of Full House?"
"I ought to e-smack you for that one!"

by Buddy Holly March 15, 2005

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