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to slurp a girls vagina and lick it
i am going to slurple that girls vagina
by riccardo3 September 10, 2007
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Slurpee

When you are engaged in anal sex with a girl (or guy) and you ejaculate into your partners asshole (creampie) you take a straw and stick it in your partners anus and suck the sperm out.
Zack "i gave that bitch i good slurpee last night and she loved it!"

Random Chick "really? what flavor?"
by Zackaroni&Cheeze December 17, 2008
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jizz slurpee

The nastiest thing I've ever heard of
Damn Luvnuts, go easy on the jizz slurpees!
by Falkan March 4, 2003
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puerto rican slurpee

A puerto rican slurpee is when one sexual partner puts a straw on the others penis and slurps out the semen inside.
Jason, "Hey bitch, wanna slob on my knob"

Kierstin, "Ok, ill give you a puerto rican slurpee
by jasonisabossenskower March 13, 2010
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slurping the jello

slurping the jello is when a woman (or man) randomly rips off a mans pants and proceeds to sucking his soft dick. this with eventually lead to a boner but while you are still making him hard it is considered slurping jello.
hoe 1: so last night i had eric over and while we were watching a movie i ripped off his pants and started slurping the jello on him

hoe 2: oh my god no way i've always wanted to
by fuckmaster305 July 13, 2010
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Slurping

The act of a person sucking(slurping) cum out of someones *sshole after a man has of course cummed
"Did you hear Joe had a threesome and Sarah was slurping Jessica
by Cxmbo October 23, 2014
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Purple Slurple

When two people are getting action and one person takes a jar of jelly and dumps the jelly in the asshole and slurps it out. Common for both straight and gay couples
Tom: Did you have fun last night?
Ben: I purple slurpled that shit up! I love blueberry jelly!
by FerrariFreak1 June 2, 2009
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