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Sloppy Kip

When a woman is pegging a guy who has eaten way too much (for example five quarter pounders, a schnitzza and a cheesecake) then empties their bowls mid act
I got covered in sloppy kip last night while I was pegging this guy
by KattsKitchen February 26, 2022
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sloppy track

to have a severe case of the runs
"Dammit, I'm on my 3rd pair of boxers already today... I've got such a sloppy track lately..."
by Ron Nutter August 3, 2009
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Sloppy mop

A really bad kisser, who gets spit all around your mouth after necking
My ex, was a really bad kisser, like a sloppy mop
by Illgiveyemaaskined June 13, 2016
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Sloppy Hotpocket

A sexual act wherein one party inserts a frozen hot pocket into their anus, and let's it warm to body temperature. A second party penetrates the anus of the first party until the hot pocket has been scrambled, and climaxes. The second party then consumes the remains of the act directly out of the first party's anus, then proceeds to chew, swallow, and/or spit it into the first party's mouth.
I once had a boyfriend who wanted me to give him a sloppy hotpocket. Now we've been married for seven years.
by Rockerton June 20, 2018
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Sloppy-Lateral

1. Sexual position most often used when laziness or inebriation prevents one partner from assuming the desired position. Similar to spooning, but much less effort.
2. In the sport of American Football, successful lateral transfer of the football from one offensive player to another player with a near fumble.
3. Positioning of the human body for surgical access to the lateral ankle. Approximately 5-10 degrees from the lateral decubitus position with a pillow or bean-bag for support and concentric circles of tape to fix the body to the operating table.
1. After rolling over to request sexual relations with a partner: "If your drunk-ass doesn't get on top tonight, I'm not doing the Sloppy-Lateral anymore."
2. Announcer: "That was a Sloppy-Lateral in the backfield there Gene, really just lucky the ball wasn't fumbled."
3. Surgeon: "If we can't find the prone pillow, just forget about it. We're going Sloppy-Lateral."
by drredbeans July 27, 2016
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Sloppy Swap

The act of defecating in someone’s asshole, then having your partner proceed to expel their bowels.
Do you want to get crazy tonight and sloppy swap with me?
by Gbeans February 25, 2020
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sloppy goldberg

When a girl of the FEMALE variety is giving oneself a too-much-saliva knob-schlob and the girl proceeds to put her thumb up oneself's buttocks
That FEMALE was giving me a filthy blowjob when she caught me by surprise with a Sloppy Goldberg
by BigBoi369 August 21, 2017
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