hellman's light

this is a good 1. it starts out with a guy doing his drunk girlfriend, then cumming all over her face and clothes. he then tries to wash out the cum stains, but they dont come out. when she wakes up the next day, shes asks what the stains are. he replies, "you made a sandwich for me yesterday and got some hellman's light on your shirt

hellman's light is cum

by GetFuckedFrequently May 1, 2004

On sight

When there is no money being made off it, most people that talk about on site shit aren't going to do anything but bait somebody into a possible jail visit over what they say or do in response to being antagonized by some pussy.

D tried to get all his friends to come watch the fun of getting this crackhead dude locked up for saying or doing something really stupid on sight.

by Solid Mantis September 22, 2018

slightly dick headed

Someone who doesn't fully posses the necessary qualities to be a full on dick head. Only slightly.

1:That bitch just shouted at me across the restaurant! Wow, she's slightly dick headed!

2: He ordered me around like he pays my bills. What a slight dick head!

by MicMac88 January 24, 2014

SlightlyOffensive

Sickening L.A. based clothing and lifestyle brand that blends Luxury with "street style". Developed under the simple premise of "if you're NOT offending SOMEONE, you're not being authentically YOU." Be you no matter who doesn't like it. Chic and Edgy. Handmade luxury pieces using high quality fabric. Dopeness for women and men.

My new SlightlyOffensive shirt is sooo SICK!

by Haze4ever February 6, 2015

Slightcap

Drinking alcohol either 1) earlier in the day than would be considered a "nightcap" but at the same time drinking right before getting into bed, i.e.- you're probably an unemployed alcoholic that goes to bed at 2 in the afternoon, or 2) at the correct time for it to be a nightcap but you're only having a tiny amount.

Me: I'ma grab a slightcap.
You: It's 2 in the afternoon. How could you possibly be going to bed now?
Me: (drink, drink, drink.) Zzzzzz....

by Fancy_Bloom December 10, 2017

slightly used tampon

a guy who fucked a girl on her period

i got a slightly used tampon he said

by assssshole January 22, 2018

Slightly Offended

Slightly offending someone playfully and/or for fun

Kane was slightly offended when he got called "A fatass" but still laughed

by Kane Kinzou April 13, 2018