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Sleepbrowsing

The act of falling asleep with your hand on the mouse while surfing the web, and randomly clicking and moving it in your sleep, often ending up with something on the screen you were not looking at when you fell asleep.

To other people present, it's like seeing a puppy moving it's legs during a nap, but to the unfortunate sleeper there will be a little concern when he/she will wake up and see something unexpected on the screen, just like sleepwalkers waking up not in their beedroom.

See also RMM (Rapid Mouse Movements).
A: Hey, bro', look, mom fell asleep again at the computer.

B: Oh my god, did you see it? She clicked the mouse. Owww, how cute! She is sleepbrowsing!

A: Holy s**t she opened up a porn site!
by keichix January 11, 2009
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street sweeper

a gun, called a street sweeper because it cleans the streets of those who are disliked or unlucky
I'm goin down down baby, yo' street in a Range Rover
Street sweeper baby, cocked ready to let it go
- Nelly
by crazy cat lady June 27, 2006
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Swivel Sweeper

When you take a midget (Little Person) and spin her on your dick as she shits herself from fear and makes a brown or blackish ring around your bedroom wall.
"I work in the circus so I have seen swivel sweepers all the time, just last week mini-dave the small clown was swiveled, didnt know it could be done with a guy."
by Isostran October 7, 2008
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Sleepurbating

Verb: The act of masturbating while in the midst of deep sleep. The person is not consciously aware of their actions and thus (whether dreaming about it or not) starts masturbating in their sleep. Similar to a wet dream in that it is completely involuntary and uncontrollable.
After spending the night with my friend, my shorts were soaked. I figured I just had a wet dream, but my friend told me that I woke him up because of my furious sleepurbating.
by MadMaxJewDog September 9, 2011
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Sweeper

Another term of Assassin, Hitman, Or Mercinarey. Could be Freelance, or belonging to a certain Crime syndicate. Not to be confused with "Street Sweeper" which is a type of shotgun
"Hes a sweeper", "Thats the triads, top Sweeper"
by Jay rocc, Rocc with 2 c'zNIgga January 18, 2009
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Street Sweeper

Contrary to popular belief, a "street-sweeper" is not just a large-capacity compact shotgun; the term also includes most automatic compact firearms as well (Ex: Uzi, MAC-10, Ak-47, etc). The term "street-sweeper" was given to these weapons because they are capable of spraying an alley or narrow street in one "sweep" (usually without even releasing the trigger or changing clips).
"...and if it's major,
hit me on my pager,
I'll load up the creeper,
and pop a clip into this Street Sweeper!"

--Squab
by pizle June 18, 2009
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Sleepers Creepers

a person that will creep into your bed at the middle of the night, such as to cuddle with you or try and commit sexual acts upon you.
Donna is such a sleepers creepers, she came into my bed to try and sleep with me!

my new cat is such a sleepers creepers, he'll sleep with me for comfort
by M. Reckless March 2, 2009
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