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Slag mole 

An ugly woman who also lacks a desirable personallity and is usually after a male plaything, but, although she has nothing going for her, she will be very critical of males and only want one of reasonable quality.
Main features:
1.Ugly
2.Slightly overwieght
3.Flirts with many males, gets no-where.
At a party, an ugly girl with tight jeans, resulting in a muffin top, and a black tube top (which is also too small) walks up to you. She stands too close to you and starts making sex jokes and implying that she would like you to ride her like a mexican jockey. This is a Slag mole.
Slag mole by MichaelJC July 7, 2006
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Slag Shorts 

shorts that are so short they are wedged in the ass crack and the wearer's ass cheeks are totally hanging out
A: 'Ew! That girl's ass was hanging out of her shorts!'
B: 'Like slag shorts?'
A: 'Yeah!'
Slag Shorts by lotuspanda August 8, 2008
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Slag Slayer 

Someone who kills slags for fun and for a better world without slags!
Jordan: " Hey! I see a slag slayer. Run Katy run!!"

Slag slayer: " I'm gonna get that slag!"
Slag Slayer by Jeddie August 20, 2008

Slag wellies

Adidas superstars, worn by 99.9% of teenage girls who try to act hard
Are you wearing them slag wellies today?

Shut up! I love my superstars, call them that once again and I’ll bang you
Slag wellies by Fozzie77@ February 3, 2018

Slag Dance 

The routing of a female dancer rubbing buttoks up and down a male while performing an exotic dance. Male can be sat down or stood up!!

Exotic Dancing
Exotic dancer performing facing away from person
Slag Dance by Aeromyth February 27, 2004

slag band 

Tattoo found around the top of the arm on a minger or munter.
"You seen Mandi's new slag band? Really suits her ... not."
slag band by Wizards Sleeve June 1, 2005

slag happy 

1. a person whom has no standards in relation to the women he/she will have sexual relations with

2. a history of sexual relations with older women whom are also ugly (see slag)
"duzich has hooked up with four ugly grandmothers this week, he must be slag happy"
slag happy by kingoflb September 1, 2006