shitty little cunt

a person of such low substance and intellect that the word cunt or any combination of using the word cunt does not qualify.

i was going to marry that shitty little cunt until she ran off and fucked one of my best friends right before moving in with him.

by slapnuts208 August 9, 2009

Shitty Finger Wipe

A Shitty Finger Wipe happens when you're taking a massive shit on the toilet and when you're finished and go to wipe your ass, you accidentally miscalculate your finger placement on the toilet paper and end up smearing fresh smelly fecal matter onto one of your fingers as well as half of the toilet paper. Usually the Middle or Ring finger.

My girlfriend was horny one night and tried sucking on my middle finger as to turn me on, hinting towards a nice blowjob. After a quick suck of my finger, she made a disgusted face and proceeded to pick a single kernel of corn that tasted like shit out of the back of her throat. I had eaten corn two nights ago. Must have happened from a Shitty Finger Wipe that I failed to notice after I took a shit.

by ShitSpatulaEater June 12, 2014

shitty man

A man who assumes everything the wrong way without Knowing all the facts.

I was on the phone with my dad when my husband assumed (being a Shitty man) I had a boyfriend.

by Mickey Martinez May 7, 2018

shitty cookies

You're having anal while eating freshly baked cookies or cookie dough.

Gangster G wanna-be: "Yo, me and my chick last night did some shitty cookies."

Gangster B for real gangster: "For real dog? I bet she be all up in that yummy goodness."

Gangseter G wanna-be:"You know how it be."

by gigglesmagee October 9, 2009

Shitty Saxophone

When a man is having anal sex with a woman and she farts and it creates a sound that reminds you of Bill Clinton playing the saxophone.

Everything was going great... until she threw a shitty saxophone at me! I didn't know what to do!

by Bandboy69 January 25, 2009

shitty baby

1. A child born out of a womans asshole.
2. A complete douche bag.
3. Someone you utterly hate

1. Tom Cruise is a shitty baby.
2. Drew B.

by Pete P. December 25, 2006

Shitty day

One of these days where you start the morning accidentaly stepping excrement. While you clean your right shoe, you find out that its all over the left shoe too, and your sock. The smell won't go.

my day started really shitty too.. had to walk around with ppl asking all the time, did someone step on kaki?

-"This office smells funny.. check your sole man"
-"yes, its me.. seems like a shitty day..."

by MishOr January 9, 2011