A typical urban sampling route:
For lunch, pass through the olive and cheese sections at Gourmet Garage. Dinner at the Whole Foods pizza counter. FatWitch brownies from Chelsea Market and dark chocolate from Pure Dark for dessert.
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Rick: What's up, Ross?
Ross: Not much, Rick. Where's Jeff?
Rick: That jabroni? Jeez, I heard he cut loose his Rita Hayworth and has been indulging hisself in a MERRITT SAMPLER.
Ross: Isn't it spelled merit?
Ross: Not much, Rick. Where's Jeff?
Rick: That jabroni? Jeez, I heard he cut loose his Rita Hayworth and has been indulging hisself in a MERRITT SAMPLER.
Ross: Isn't it spelled merit?
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