self-potato

1. Spreading sour cream and chives on oneself and allowing ones partner to lick it off them.
2. A terrible Wheel-of-Fortune guess.

Woa! That's the guy that always tries to get girls to self-potato with him! What a parns.

by zonnila August 28, 2010

Self-Partnered

Someone who is single but doesn't want to date anyone.

Ugly guy: Are you single?

Girl: No, I'm self-partnered.

by lia00 November 7, 2019

self sucker

a guy who can suck more than half of his own cock. you have to be very flexible to do this!

last night, i watched jeff turn into a self sucker, and suck more than half of his 9inch monster.

by in luv w/ a guy frnd November 13, 2006

Self Pollution

An archaic medical term for Masturbation that was used in the 1800s, 1700s, and probably earlier.

There are various names given to the unnatural and degrading vice of producing venereal excitement by the hand and Self Pollution is but one.

by holloway May 9, 2011

self conscious

someone who always thinks about what others will think or what others will do if they do or say a certain thing.

..kinda borderline selfishness

usually alot of Scene/Emo/Depressed/Angry Teens..or people are self conscious.

*SCHOOL FOOTBALL CROWD IS CHEERING*

Boy: COME ON! CHEER FOR THE TEAM!
Girl: no..everyone will laugh at me and think i'm stupid.
Boy: YOU'RE SO SELF CONSCIOUS!

by CARRY ON ICARUS April 23, 2008

Self-castration

The act of removing one's own testes, normally caused by overexposure to emasculating content.

Shane performed a self-castration after watching "twilight".

by Dr. Skinner April 19, 2010

Self Love

Slapping the Bishop, Spanking the monkey, Choking the Chicken, Sex for one, Wanking, Jerking off

little johnny has been caught numerous times expressing self love. He now locks the bathroom door while slapping the bishop.

by Bengalsava July 21, 2010