Yeetus Sceetus

Easier way of starting a sentence

"Yeetus Sceetus, Jase has a small penis!"

by DADDY SKWOMP May 20, 2019

Shit Sheet Bandit

A person, Who after a one night stand, In an act of dominance, While their partner in the act lies asleep beside them, decides to produce a steaming shit on the sheets without waking them, And proceeds to flee the scene, thus making them a Shit Sheet Bandit.

“Dude this chick I brought home last night shit in my bed and bolted before I woke up”

“Awh bro that sucks, you know Kyle had a Shit sheet bandit just last week, maybe it was the same chick”

by captainautismo September 10, 2019

Clean Sheet Wednesdays

Often when Wednesdays get ruint due to cramp occurring in a centre-halves leg just after half time, as a result of this, the team often go home after conceding 3 or more.

Forget clean sheet wednesdays gaffa my legs cramping up just after the half. A true pussy who decides to ruin clean sheet wednesdays due to a lack of fitness

This can often be seen in very shit players who have no intention of helping their team.

by doggirlsareunderrated January 22, 2020

Gang Sheet

A word used to define a high accomplishment you've achieved with your mates, usually accompanied by covering your face with your two hands doing the spider-man thing. And saying "Gang Sheet!!".

Frequently used by KSI and Behzinga

Example:
*You just Finish a race in first place*

You and your friends: Gang Sheet!! (With spiderman hands)

by Playboi Clarty December 17, 2020

Shatter Sheet

A bed sheet that has been ejaculated on soo much that dropping it will shatter it.

Went it to my son's room and found his shatter sheet, now I need a broom.

by F_Turnip October 26, 2022

what the sheet

Idk just saying shit you like fuck you so yeah well kinda like saying it in a more polite way

Marie: ah shit here we go again

Quinlie: what the sheet dont curse
Marie: sheet you too little fu-i meann nvm

by Twisted_nxrve July 1, 2019

Free dick sign up sheet

When you complain about circumstances in your life that you have complete control over and you walked into the circumstance of your own free will

Mike: They screwed me over at work! I was supposed to go to the animal sale saturday, but they asked if I could come in and I said yes.

Steve: You just put your name on the Free dick sign up sheet

by Fkdover February 24, 2023