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Science Basher

Someone usually an Atheist that forces their scientific and bis belief of God on others. Can range from annoying to STFU.
They are the Bible Bashers of Atheists.

Though not all Atheists are like this.
Science Basher: GOD IS NOT REAL, IF YOU DONT ACCEPT EVOLUTION YOU'RE AN UNCULTURED SWINE.
True religious guy: God your annoying.
by NoFlorida April 3, 2015
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doctor science

A somewhat sarcastic nickname given to somebody who just gave a random scientific fact that might have something to do with the current conversation.

Originated from the original Doctor Science, a character belonging to comedian Dan Coffey, who "knows more than you do", has "a masters degree! In Science!", and would answer questions about random yet silly science with bogus yet silly answers (and even had a television show for a season or two in the states).
Q: Dear Doctor Science, if the speed of light is 186,000 miles per hour, what's the speed of dark?

A: Well, since dark is broken light, it doesn't really have a speed; it just kind of sits around until somebody turns on the light.
by ke6isf August 9, 2004
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consensus science

The first and last refuge of the clueless. Essentially an oxymoron, since the mechanisms of "consensus" (in the sociological sense) and the methods of science are mutually exclusive.
Consensus science teaches us that the sky is going to fall.
by Rod Brock April 6, 2008
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science fact

Much like fact, "science fact" is added to the end of a sentence to imply that you know much more than you do, while effectively adding no weight. Is often classier than just saying "fact," because adding science to it makes people think you know what you're talking about.
Guy 1: Dude, most of the definitions on this website suck. Fact.

Guy 2: Except that everyone and their mother loves this sight. Science fact.
by Jewish Avenger October 1, 2009
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It's Not Rocket Science

What we should tell people who refuse to wear a DARN mask.
Hey, everybody, got a favor to ask!
Shut the F up and put on your mask!
Save a human life with a menial task!
Shut the F up and put on your mask!
IT'S NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.
by Pialinist August 13, 2020
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Science class

A dumb class you take in school and will never use is your life
"hey what class do we have next" "Science class" "SHit"
by HolyPreacherowo November 15, 2020
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What's the science?

New slang phrase sweeping the midwest...sorta. It's just a fresh way to say "what's up" or any other phrase of the like. Replying with an actual science isn't a correct response.
Lucas: Hey, Alex. What's the science?
Alex: Um...marine biology?
Lucas: Fool.
by AP January 28, 2006
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