Seafood Sampler

When you get out of the pool, and your penis and testicles are shriveled up like a shrimp and oysters, and you penetrate it into your partners vagina...the full package.

I got out of the community pool, and I say Sharkeisha and I gave her a Seafood Sampler

by Work definitions September 8, 2015

beard scalp

The skin underneath a mans beard; the beard scalp usually forms after one has had a very manly beard for several years.

Steve uses coconut oil to moisturize his beard scalp.

by slax0r December 1, 2016

Dick Sampler

Someone who sucks an assortment of dicks to arrive at the best deal.

Figurative: An individual likely to appease multiple parties to achieve their goals.

He betrayed his mentor for better business opportunities, he's such a dick sampler.

OMG, she went through the entire football team, she's such a dick sampler.

by Redneckisdx May 11, 2019

Joel sample

Joel sample is one sexy mf

Who’s that?

Bruh wtf that’s joel sample are you dumb⁉️
Oh the one that steals everyone’s girl?
Yeah that’s him

by Tim challen March 23, 2021

Scandinavian scalp

A manscaping procedure, which involves the removal of a layer of ball skin and penis skin.

I went to the spa and got a Scandinavian scalp done.

by anonymous October 17, 2022

Sam's Club Samplin'

A dating style used when a bro be hittin' up all tha ladies he can, tryna get the maximum booty possible, without paying for anything. All about dat quantity.

John: "Hey, is Joe taking out Susie again to a nice seafood dinner?"
Billy: "Nah, man, he's busy Sam's Club samplin'"

by sam's club sampler September 28, 2015

Descriptive Experience Sampling

A psychological method that seeks to reveal experience directly preceding a beep. Very accurate and probably the best phenomenological method.

I did some descriptive experience sampling with my Grindr date last night, it was hot.

by julibooli August 10, 2020